Cyclone Haiku

[You]

ISU O-line
Switches positions more than
Amateur porn star

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

I figured the poems ended with the 4 win season.

 

[You]

5 p.m. kickoff
Be careful you don't get as
Drunk as Vodka Samm

 

[1hawkeye1]

I figured the poems ended with the 4 win season.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[You]

I figured the poems ended with the 4 win season.

Seems like deja vu
Haiku is back, and so is
A crappy season

 

[You]

Cyclones wear throwbacks
Vertical stripes are slimming
McDonald's french fries

 

[You]

Cyclones are ALL IN
But who will have all the chips
On Saturday night?

 

[You]

Clone and Hawkeye fans
Wonder when basketball starts
After awful game

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Now Jack Price Half Off
Cyclown run defense very soft
But we pass the ball

Here comes the fake Kirk
Ferentz thinks tricks are for kids
Cyclowns win it again

I S U's Superbowl
Another preseason game
For Ferentz to drop

Horizontal Davis
You can run on I S U
We will throw the ball

 

[You]

GD and KF
Bubble screens and bubble gum
When will bubbles burst?

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Tight ends what are they?
Don't exist on Iowa game day.
Least clowns hope and pray.

So Prowwd So Loud Rhodes
Yo Kirk looks so tired and old
in the black and gold.

Super Bowl Game Day
What ISU fans live for
Besides McDonalds.

Ames really stinks bad
The butt hole of Iowa no doubt
Hawks win in a rout

 

[hawkdrummer1]

That's gold Jerry, gold!

wait til you hear my ovaltine Haiku

 

[zhawk21]

Johnson still running
Rhodes is still on the upswing
Clowns delusional

 

[hawkdrummer1]

over on their site
"what the hell is a haiku?"
aftershave I think

 

[SuntailHawk]

Hawkeyes run more yards
Than Vodka Samms BAC
Times ten to the third

 

[99topdawg]

It's rivalry week
And still no Stevie Hicks jokes
I miss Scorpio

 

[1hawkeye1]

So it's "Hate Week" now
I see an I S U cow
Just their cheerleaders

 

[tubahawk]

I-SUck at Haiku
Just like the clowns at Moo-U
Watching Honey Boo-Boo.

 

[Koolaid]

Sing Sweet Caroline
After The Clones Win a Game
Niel gets no royalties

 

[You]

Game on Fox Sports 1
Cy-Hawk national TV
Can't find the channel