pythagoras
Well-Known Member
Some of you could use this:
Go Dodgers!
Yeah go team with the worst fans in the league!
"1. Los Angeles Dodgers
Unlike a Lakers game, which is really just an excuse for plastic narcissist actors and the power grubbers who fund their films to figure out a different way to be on camera, Dodgers stadium is less about the flash, and more about two very real, very different elements:
A) The people in the expensive seats really do get there late, take off their shirts to reveal smaller, tighter shirts, stay four innings, knock around six to eleventy thousand beach balls they mostly bring in themselves, eat a crappy Dodger Dog, tell a made-up Vin Scully story they heard from their uncle, leave early, and listen to the You Must Remember This podcast on the way home instead of the game. And yes, we get that this is because the traffic is horrible, and parking at the stadium is an exercise in self-flagellation, and the entire idea of LA was founded on the idea that it would be a majestic series of villages for no more than 35 people with cars to travel around, but still, maybe just don't go?
B) The people in the cheap seats really do beat up opposing fans. Or call them horrible things until they leave. Every single person we talked to who is either a Dodgers fan, or has been to the game as a visitor, recalled some of the most uncomfortable, unprintable stories of fights, or things being poured on women, children, and the like, just to provoke a fight. Cool, guys. Way to show your passion.
Oh also: your beloved Dodger Dogs are basically limp, under-salted, un-snappy Slim Jims that no one would ever consider eating were they not trapped in an enclosed space four miles from their car surrounded by people hitting beach balls and trying to fight their children.
" -major league baseballs worst fans worst fans in mlb
Don't forget this gem of a human!
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...bryan-stow-faces-lengthy-federal-time1-050715
Go Dodgers??? Go to #$%@ hell
TLDR after first line.Yeah go team with the worst fans in the league!
"1. Los Angeles Dodgers
Unlike a Lakers game, which is really just an excuse for plastic narcissist actors and the power grubbers who fund their films to figure out a different way to be on camera, Dodgers stadium is less about the flash, and more about two very real, very different elements:
A) The people in the expensive seats really do get there late, take off their shirts to reveal smaller, tighter shirts, stay four innings, knock around six to eleventy thousand beach balls they mostly bring in themselves, eat a crappy Dodger Dog, tell a made-up Vin Scully story they heard from their uncle, leave early, and listen to the You Must Remember This podcast on the way home instead of the game. And yes, we get that this is because the traffic is horrible, and parking at the stadium is an exercise in self-flagellation, and the entire idea of LA was founded on the idea that it would be a majestic series of villages for no more than 35 people with cars to travel around, but still, maybe just don't go?
B) The people in the cheap seats really do beat up opposing fans. Or call them horrible things until they leave. Every single person we talked to who is either a Dodgers fan, or has been to the game as a visitor, recalled some of the most uncomfortable, unprintable stories of fights, or things being poured on women, children, and the like, just to provoke a fight. Cool, guys. Way to show your passion.
Oh also: your beloved Dodger Dogs are basically limp, under-salted, un-snappy Slim Jims that no one would ever consider eating were they not trapped in an enclosed space four miles from their car surrounded by people hitting beach balls and trying to fight their children.
" -major league baseballs worst fans worst fans in mlb
Don't forget this gem of a human!
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...bryan-stow-faces-lengthy-federal-time1-050715
Go Dodgers??? Go to #$%@ hell
TLDR after first line.
I'm a fan of the team, not the Los Angelesians. Pretty basic and easy to understand to all but simpletons.
The team didn't do it; I didn't do it.Everything is fine as long as you ignore almost killing someone over effing a baseball game. Got it
Some of you could use this:
The way you talk about it, you're okay with it so you tell me?? Sports never should come to that. Carolina 2 weeks ago..you okay with that too?The team didn't do it; I didn't do it.
So, no, you don't "got it".
All you got is butt hurt and I'm not the one that rubbed your face in losing the NLCS. Got it yet?
Should we post Iowa's national championships next to the conference with this?? Like I said 30 hours ago......Football forum
Hey look, it's the St. Louis Cornhuskers.
you need to jump in and make things rightWhat are we gonna do? Pythagoras and DDT going at each other? Both are always right. What are we gonna do?
@ClintonIAfan and @judzeehawk will beg to differ with you.I agree to be honest....much like Iowa Women's sports does not belong on here anywhere,
you need to jump in and make things right