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We could pay Matt Campbell $5 million, he seems to be doing a good job. But hey if you are happy with a 7-5 program for that kind of money with a great season once every 5-7 years then that's fine. I actually can't fault anyone for that. It could be worse. But I'm sick of watching boring below average football year after year. Kf has proven me wrong before when I've gotten to this point, and I hope he does it again, but I'm pretty damn frustrated right now.

Kirk doesn't prove you wrong. He coaches the same way and happens to win a bunch of coin flips. Even when he has a great team it still comes down to a coin flip.
 
Well they have made improvements as the season has gone along. We seem to regress. Every year we beat up these pansies in the first three games and we get high expectations only to come back to reality when conference starts. This is another reason why I would like to have Tougher nonconference games so we know where were at come game one.
 
That's right, we should all be happy with moral victories and keeping games close. Boring football is okay when we win, but when we put up 10 freaking points to a dog shit team like NW, then fans are going to be irritated. There are so many guys out there that we could pay $5 million a year to that would do a better job. That's a fact.
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Good for the 'Clowns and their long suffering fans...and that long suffering has made them quite delusional. I went on the 'Clown Fanatic forum site and man how they are pleasuring themselves by bashing an average Iowa team (trolled of course but they fell for it) - somehow losing 3 in a row to Iowa ends up in Iowa State "owning" Iowa...funny. Let's let them have their "Kansas Glory Year" this year, and soon enough they will be back in the dumpster fires of college football, whether or not Coach Mike Camel stays or not.
 
Sorry, but a bad season for Iowa(6-6) is a good season for ISU.

Campbell will get a $500,000 bonus if ISU wins 6 games (same amount as ISU's president makes, who was hired the year Campbell was born).

Could you imagine if Iowa put that clause in Kirk's contract?
 
So now that ISU is a top 25 team, does this solve Iowa's non- conference strength of schedule scheduling problem?

What's absolutely perfect about this post is the acknowledgement that for decades us fans have said, "Well if we're not gonna cancel the series could they at least become respectable so our non-con isn't a joke."

What we all forgot to ask God in the bargain was: "could Iowa please remain relevant while the Cyclones become respectable."

LOL and then crying
 

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