Clowns in the Big 10

First off, it's 6 losses. Second, I wasn't aware that results didn't count because it wasn't a good year.


Okay, 5 of the 6 losses came while the Iowa program was rebuilding which only goes to show that's the only way ISU can put together a run in the series. Don't believe me? Look at the overall series record. More than a 2 wins to 1 ratio in favor of the Hawkeyes.
 
Okay, 5 of the 6 losses came while the Iowa program was rebuilding which only goes to show that's the only way ISU can put together a run in the series. Don't believe me? Look at the overall series record. More than a 2 wins to 1 ratio in favor of the Hawkeyes.

While theres no denying the overall record, you using the "rebuilding" argument would mean the losses by ISU in the last 3 years (Chizik/Rhoads) wouldn't could either, correct?
 
Some more reality:

Iowa after losing the early games to the clowns after winning, what 15 in a row is about to even the series this year at 6 and 6. It also will be 5 out of the last 7 that Iowa has won...again, 5 out of the LAST 7 and the clowns haven't scored a TD for 14 straight quarters. So the pendulum has swung back to Iowa's favor. The clowns fired the ONE coach that knew how to get the clowns fired up for the ONE game that they really really wanted to win every year, dumb a$$es, and now Iowa will dominate like they always have.

Silly, silly clowns...but then that is why they call you the clowns.

A few weeks ago you clowns were crying and crying because no one in the country wanted your sorry a$$es...no one, and you were crying because you thought you belonged in the Big 10 and wanted in so bad you were almost peeing your pants but you KNEW that you would NEVER be invited simply because you had nothing to offer...nothing!

Now you talk about how the Big 12 should invite other teams to join your conference as if ISwho actually has anything to say about anything in the the Big 3 conference. Texas, Oklahoma, and A&M will make all the decisions and tell you little ones what to do and say and Pollard will just say, "Yes sir and No sir," because he will be afraid that they might take their ball and go elsewhere leaving your sorry a$$es no where to go except to the MAC...IF they even take you. You are no more a part of the conference than the man in the moon...Texas, Ok, and A&M let you THINK you are part until they decide to go elsewhere... you clowns are nothing but a bunch of chumps....
 
Some more reality:

Iowa after losing the early games to the clowns after winning, what 15 in a row is about to even the series this year at 6 and 6. It also will be 5 out of the last 7 that Iowa has won...again, 5 out of the LAST 7 and the clowns haven't scored a TD for 14 straight quarters. So the pendulum has swung back to Iowa's favor. The clowns fired the ONE coach that knew how to get the clowns fired up for the ONE game that they really really wanted to win every year, dumb a$$es, and now Iowa will dominate like they always have.

Silly, silly clowns...but then that is why they call you the clowns.

A few weeks ago you clowns were crying and crying because no one in the country wanted your sorry a$$es...no one, and you were crying because you thought you belonged in the Big 10 and wanted in so bad you were almost peeing your pants but you KNEW that you would NEVER be invited simply because you had nothing to offer...nothing!

Now you talk about how the Big 12 should invite other teams to join your conference as if ISwho actually has anything to say about anything in the the Big 3 conference. Texas, Oklahoma, and A&M will make all the decisions and tell you little ones what to do and say and Pollard will just say, "Yes sir and No sir," because he will be afraid that they might take their ball and go elsewhere leaving your sorry a$$es no where to go except to the MAC...IF they even take you. You are no more a part of the conference than the man in the moon...Texas, Ok, and A&M let you THINK you are part until they decide to go elsewhere... you clowns are nothing but a bunch of chumps....

Hey everyone! Meet the Hawkeye version of ISU4LYF!
 
While theres no denying the overall record, you using the "rebuilding" argument would mean the losses by ISU in the last 3 years (Chizik/Rhoads) wouldn't could either, correct?

All wins and losses count, my point is the clowns have gotten all the mileage they can out of those 6 wins, but the record speaks for itself.
 
Some more reality:

Iowa after losing the early games to the clowns after winning, what 15 in a row is about to even the series this year at 6 and 6. It also will be 5 out of the last 7 that Iowa has won...again, 5 out of the LAST 7 and the clowns haven't scored a TD for 14 straight quarters. So the pendulum has swung back to Iowa's favor. The clowns fired the ONE coach that knew how to get the clowns fired up for the ONE game that they really really wanted to win every year, dumb a$$es, and now Iowa will dominate like they always have.

Silly, silly clowns...but then that is why they call you the clowns.

A few weeks ago you clowns were crying and crying because no one in the country wanted your sorry a$$es...no one, and you were crying because you thought you belonged in the Big 10 and wanted in so bad you were almost peeing your pants but you KNEW that you would NEVER be invited simply because you had nothing to offer...nothing!

Now you talk about how the Big 12 should invite other teams to join your conference as if ISwho actually has anything to say about anything in the the Big 3 conference. Texas, Oklahoma, and A&M will make all the decisions and tell you little ones what to do and say and Pollard will just say, "Yes sir and No sir," because he will be afraid that they might take their ball and go elsewhere leaving your sorry a$$es no where to go except to the MAC...IF they even take you. You are no more a part of the conference than the man in the moon...Texas, Ok, and A&M let you THINK you are part until they decide to go elsewhere... you clowns are nothing but a bunch of chumps....


Remember when ISU had those tacky "3 In A Row" bumper stickers? There never was 3 -15 in a row from the Iowa fanbase. That speaks volumes aboout who cares more about the rivalry.
 
Okay, 5 of the 6 losses came while the Iowa program was rebuilding which only goes to show that's the only way ISU can put together a run in the series. Don't believe me? Look at the overall series record. More than a 2 wins to 1 ratio in favor of the Hawkeyes.

If you're going to use that logic, you also have to admit that Iowa beat up on some pretty poor ISU team in the mid-80 and 90's.
 
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