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Billso said:
False. There have been numerous such posts but OK4P promptly deleted them. Focus is important. This is no ordinary topic.
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My apologies. I would not want to do anything to distract from The Committee's important task. I'm sure The Committee will be as diligent and thorough in their investigatory process as the University of Iowa has been in there investigations.
 
latrans said:
It would be if we have more than one female poster. As it currently stands you are our only female poster and are therefore both the best and worst female poster which is why we have not bothered to make a distinction until now
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I hate to say it latrans but this makes perfect sense.
 
Melissa said:
What can I possibly do to prove this without having all you chuggers drool over me?
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Melissa, short of meeting you in person or asking you to post photos of yourself, I would offer up the following test. It was carefully developed to detect gender orientation and identification, using the strictest of scientific and psychological protocols. It is very short. But by the end, based on your answers, we should have a pretty good sense of whether or not you are eligible for consideration for the REAL FEMALE POSTER OF THE YEAR AWARD.


If you are game, simply reply to this post with your answers.


Good luck!


HAWKEYENATION REAL FEMALE POSTER DETECTION TEST


1. Megyn Kelly or Rachel Maddow?
2. An hour of Say Yes to the Dress or an hour of This Old House?
3. Who is Ed Hightower?
4. Boxers or briefs?
5. Hot bath or hot shower?
6. Pinot noir or pinot grigio?
7. Oprah or O'Reilly?
8. Who is Carolyn Gracie?
9. Tom Cruise gay/not gay?
10. How many tissues in your handbag? How many wadded up?
11. Women's soccer or women's basketball?
12. Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
13. Beer or bourbon?


Finally: You arrive home to find your bathtub full of water. You have a teaspoon, teacup and a bucket. How do you empty the tub?
 
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kmajhawk said:
Melissa, short of meeting you in person or asking you to post photos of yourself, I would offer up the following test. It was carefully developed to detect gender orientation and identification, using the strictest of scientific and psychological protocols. It is very short. But by the end, based on your answers, we should have a pretty good sense of whether or not you are eligible for consideration for the REAL FEMALE POSTER OF THE YEAR AWARD.


If you are game, simply reply to this post with your answers.


Good luck!


HAWKEYENATION REAL FEMALE POSTER DETECTION TEST


1. Megyn Kelly or Rachel Maddow?
2. An hour of Say Yes to the Dress or an hour of This Old House?
3. Who is Ed Hightower?
4. Boxers or briefs?
5. Hot bath or hot shower?
6. Pinot noir or pinot grigio?
7. Oraph or O'Reilly?
8. Who is Carolyn Gracie?
9. Tom Cruise gay/not gay?
10. How many tissues in your handbag? How many wadded up?
11. Women's soccer or women's basketball?
12. Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
13. Beer or bourbon?


Finally: You arrive home to find your bathtub full of water. You have a teaspoon, teacup and a bucket. How do you empty the tub?
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Holy crap, what did it cost to have that test commissioned? Fantastic work.
 
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