Breaking news from The Committee

[Melissa]

What can I do to win an award?

 

[okeefe4prez]

Is it possible for one to forfeit any nomination in exchange for membership in The Committee?

See, I think this committee, known to all as The Committee may be helpful in other areas as well, and I for one would like to lend a hand in its various activities whether nefarious, philanthropic or chaotic.

This is not the Masons or Rotary Club. The Committee seeks out those who it wants. My recollection was that you were banished from consideration last year so I would suggest you not press your luck.

 

[Scooter]

I already win.

 

[okeefe4prez]

What can I do to win an award?

If you can prove between now and the weekend of December 29th that you are a woman, you will have a 50% chance of winning the "Best Real Female Poster" Award.

 

[Benddontbreak]

I swear to our 110th ranked offense that if I get the sportsmanship award I will never self-nominate again.

 

[AngelEyes]

These awards, I am intrigued. I would be willing to do some nefarious acts for one, like defile the hood of an ISU fan's car or something of that nature.

 

[Melissa]

These awards, I am intrigued. I would be willing to do some nefarious acts for one, like defile the hood of an ISU fan's car or something of that nature.

I know of a sweet little kittie that could help out...

 

[tm3308]

Sorry but majority rules, no one cares

I'm not sure you understand how the phrase "majority rules" works.

 

[MoseSchrute]

I know of a sweet little kittie that could help out...

Is that a hairless kitty perchance?

 

[Billso]

IM GETTING SO NERVOUS

The Committee has been saying good things about you. I can neither confirm nor deny anyone's status at this point, but you could be in the running for a Big Three. December is basically the red zone, so your nervousness is a good sign. Will you drop a Davis down your leg or will you pull an O'Keefe and punch it in for 6? Ball's in your court, chief.

"11en1 got 6!"

 

[knighthawk13]

If you can prove between now and the weekend of December 29th that you are a woman, you will have a 50% chance of winning the "Best Real Female Poster" Award.

I still live in Urbandale. Just in case you were wondering. I also think it's really difficult to pee into a cup at a football game.....no matter what that evil Scorpio guy says.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Madame Secretary - Plz remove GaminHawk from the Prole Choice Awards, where the majority actually rules.

Thx,

OK4P

Duly noted, sir.


I'd like to say something to that guy too, if you don't mind. Hey gaminhawk! Keep chugging along old man!

 

[eyekwah]

The "C" in Committee is capitalized. Consider this a warning. You have just removed yourself from consideration for Poster of the Year.

Counselor OK4P, I object to this arbitrary action. In your opening remarks you failed to properly define Committee as a proper noun. As an administrative judge for the HN court of grammar you are directed to include Hawkfromnorwalk for poster of the year.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Name withdrawn from consideration.

Anyone else want to press their luck?

 

[RenoHightower]

This is the first and only thread I've ever seen on this board with any type of intrinsic value. Congrats.

 

[theboat]

This is how I feel reading this thread. I was in a dark place earlier today, thanks for the major boost.

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[NCHawker]

Major Award

 

[Tmoney12]

So.. much... win

 

[MeatMan]

in thread before someone goes crazy!

 

[latrans]

Counselor OK4P, I object to this arbitrary action. In your opening remarks you failed to properly define Committee as a proper noun. As an administrative judge for the HN court of grammar you are directed to include Hawkfromnorwalk for poster of the year.

Bailiff! Remove this man and have have him beaten!