I think the SEC is going to make Burt all dirty, and he'll become part of the systematic cheating that permeates the conference. They have figured out through a code of silence how to pay players, families, and next of kin without getting caught. You think Fluker is the only player who's family is getting benefits at Alabama. I find it highly unlikely. They just were using Bin Laden's courier to get them the money in Fluker's case...so it was pretty obvious.
I'm sure Burt is going to end up on a motorcycle with Bobby Petrino at some point, with the secretary in the middle. Ok, it's a big bike...work with me here.