A Three Day Hangover: My Take on Iowa-UNI

[hawkeyebob62]

"...that bear he mounted".

Re-read it. Oh, and brush up on the hunting terminology.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

I thought your analogy, while labored, was very apropos.
I hate to lose a good buzz, but is there anything nastier than Keystone Light? Milwaukee's Best maybe.

Yeah, I kinda shudder when trying to visualize what Milwaukee's "worst" would taste like...

 

[GhostofBTT]

"...that bear he mounted".

Re-read it. Oh, and brush up on the hunting terminology.

Make you a deal. I'll learn about hunting if you learn about football.

 

[BSpringsteen]

Make you a deal. I'll learn about hunting if you learn about football.

So much win here.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

Make you a deal. I'll learn about hunting if you learn about football.

What I know about hunting hunting and football alone dwarfs your entire spectrum of "knowledge", excepting "bear mounting". You seem to have cornered that one.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

So much win here.

For Charlie Sheen, sure. For Ghost? A sweep...

 

[Section136]

What I know about hunting hunting and football alone dwarfs your entire spectrum of "knowledge", excepting "bear mounting". You seem to have cornered that one.

Your knowledge of hunting is so vast that you felt the need to list it twice in your statement?

Impressive Bobby.

 

[GhostofBTT]

What I know about hunting hunting and football alone dwarfs your entire spectrum of "knowledge", excepting "bear mounting". You seem to have cornered that one.

These are the things that keep Bob up at 4:00 am. I wonder if he got up early for hunting hunting.

Bob, if the above statement of your is true, then you must know every last detail of hunting hunting, because the football knowledge you've displayed here is certainly elementary.

 

[PCHawk]

i read the first couple lines and saw something about you giving reach arounds and stopped reading

I'm glad I read the whole thread. It would have been pretty lame of me to post the same joke a day later

 

[Scorpio79]

Bob is the Good Will Hunting Hunting of Orlando. My boy is wickit smott.

 

[aeischeid]

There is nothing but lies in this thread.

Fact-check?

 

[GhostofBTT]

Bob is the Good Will Hunting Hunting of Orlando. My boy is wickit smott.

Bob...it's not your fault.



It's not your fault.
















It's not your fault.









Ok, it's probably you're fault.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

^^ You were so close.

 

[racerhawk]

Ghost, I really like how you describe AIRBGH as something like a sociopathic serial killer. He's creative, and he never does them the same way twice.

I think AIRBGH is prolly a sociopath. He destroys for sport, and for his own amusement. He's an artist.

 

[GhostofBTT]

Ghost, I really like how you describe AIRBGH as something like a sociopathic serial killer. He's creative, and he never does them the same way twice.

I think AIRBGH is prolly a sociopath. He destroys for sport, and for his own amusement. He's an artist.

Blowing out a knee is like the AIRBHG version of chopping someone up with a chainsaw. It is clumsy, inelegant, and he only does it when he has to. Now ripping a guy's elbow out by the socket...that's art.

 

[BSpringsteen]

Waiting for JVB to lead a RB on a fly route right into the goal post.

 

[UweBlab]

Back to football.......I really agree with ghost about all the calls for running plays called for our young backs rather that the 5th year senior QB. There has got to be a message being sent there to ol' JVB.
I also said after the ISU game of dropped passes that James passes so hard on the short routes because he is so glad to dump off the ball. Not the receivers fault everytime. His decision making is questionable. Glad someone else sees that to

 

[GhostofBTT]

Waiting for JVB to lead a RB on a fly route right into the goal post.

That would require a pattern that goes at least 11 yards past the line of scrimmage. I don't know if Grandpa Davis has that in the play book yet.

 

[BSpringsteen]

That would require a pattern that goes at least 11 yards past the line of scrimmage. I don't know if Grandpa Davis has that in the play book yet.

Don't be an ******* Ghost.

You and I both know full well, that we've gotten within the one yard libe and haven't scored.

What's the sex analogy for that?

 

[PCHawk]

Don't be an ******* Ghost.

You and I both know full well, that we've gotten within the one yard libe and haven't scored.

What's the sex analogy for that?

Well its not "just the tip" cause that is concidered a score... At least with football it is.