A Second Warning to Fran, Staff and Players

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HawkIPA

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Please make sure all valuables are locked in a secure place while the game is going on Friday night.

As far as I know the criminal is still on the run that ransacked the Jack Trice locker room in September.
 




Good thing this is basketball, wouldn't trust myself going into an port-a-potties around hawk fans.
 


I heard Paul Rhoads has personally guaranteed the safety of all valuables in the Iowa locker room. Can you imagine the press conference if somehow something is stolen from the Iowa lockers? This would be a meltdown of epic proportion. "Our kids deserve better, the State of Iowa deserves better, our custodial staff deserves better, our lunch lady deserves better, the guy who parks my car deserves better, the lady at at the Best Western who leaves a chocolate on my pillow deserves better....and so it goes for about two hours.
 


WinOneThisCentury said:
I heard Paul Rhoads has personally guaranteed the safety of all valuables in the Iowa locker room. Can you imagine the press conference if somehow something is stolen from the Iowa lockers? This would be a meltdown of epic proportion. "Our kids deserve better, the State of Iowa deserves better, our custodial staff deserves better, our lunch lady deserves better, the guy who parks my car deserves better, the lady at at the Best Western who leaves a chocolate on my pillow deserves better....and so it goes for about two hours.
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What Best Western do you stay at where you get chocolate on the pillow?
 


That wasn't chocolate.



On a separate note, I wonder if my avatar will be attending the game again?
 


WinOneThisCentury said:
I heard Paul Rhoads has personally guaranteed the safety of all valuables in the Iowa locker room. Can you imagine the press conference if somehow something is stolen from the Iowa lockers? This would be a meltdown of epic proportion. "Our kids deserve better, the State of Iowa deserves better, our custodial staff deserves better, our lunch lady deserves better, the guy who parks my car deserves better, the lady at at the Best Western who leaves a chocolate on my pillow deserves better....and so it goes for about two hours.
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God forbid you realize U of Iowa uses CSC as their security staff too for sporting events.
 




CWooD4 said:
God forbid you realize U of Iowa uses CSC as their security staff too for sporting events.
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Blaming CSC is complete b*llshit. I used to go into the Jac every single ISU game I went to. It was easy as sh!t to get into, we would hang out and drink in there for God's sake. Yet guess what happened when I went to the Texas Vs ISU game right after the thefts??? You guessed it, all of a sudden you couldn't get yourself a Jacobsen building pass......I wonder how/why that happened??? Do you think CSC gives out visitor passes?
 




CWooD4 said:
God forbid you realize U of Iowa uses CSC as their security staff too for sporting events.
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Well, I'm sure that the Iowa management team who hired CSC makes sure they do their freaking job in Iowa City. The only things that have been stolen in the Kinnick guest lockers while playing Iowa State are dignity, self confidence, and a willingness to fight back. (see what I did there) Do you not realize that Iowa > Iowa State in all things?
 








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