2 Star Stan - fyi, security breach on east side of Kinnick entrance

EddyP

EddyP

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I thought you might want to notify Gayle. I was able to sneak a small bottle of whisky into the game on Saturday. What if I had been a terroritst? I won't give out the fellas badge number for fear that it might be you but please discuss this breach at your daily security briefings. Thanks.
 












Seriously, I think this is a travesty of security, and I think that the university should look into alternatives to 2 Star Securtity.

Obviously if they can't stop the cunning Hawk fans from bringing their favorite beverages into Kinnick, how in the hell are they going to stop the terrorist from bringing in weapons of mass destruction. I wonder how 2StarStan is going to explain this brazen breach of security.
 




scourt said:
Seriously, I think this is a travesty of security, and I think that the university should look into alternatives to 2 Star Securtity.

Obviously if they can't stop the cunning Hawk fans from bringing their favorite beverages into Kinnick, how in the hell are they going to stop the terrorist from bringing in weapons of mass destruction. I wonder how 2StarStan is going to explain this brazen breach of security.
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Now I was following the "no-more-than-three-ounces rule scourt! Not counting stomach contents, there was only 1oz of booze, which for the record wasn't enough to lite me up,... let alone the entire stadium!
 


Thanks to the OP. He may have prevented more terroristism...and coconut vodka intoxication.

I want him on that wall sneaking little bottles of whiskey into Kinnick. I need him on that wall.
 


Oh my, it is worst than I thought. I thought this was an isolated insedent but it appears to be an epidemik. Stan, what are you and staff going to do to make us feel safe again?
 


well his co worker got on me about standing halfway in the ailse. Which is Bs bince I didnt have room in my seat to sit on the end of the row
 




2* posts get my vote for the best on the board. There should be a mandatory weekly post from Stan on gameday tips. I would like to start with Indy...
 




I'm ready for the weather to turn cold. My Columbia jacket has a couple inside pouches that can hold a couple bottles each, plus the sleeves.
 


Gayle and Stan have seen that one too many times. They will be all over that...
This isn't their first rodeo...
 




ISUhawk said:
I brought in a flask could have been something dangerous instead!
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Speaking of flasks, did anybody else get a visit from the guy selling Gameday Undies? He was walking around the tailgate lot trying to sell them. It's a pair of underwear with a flask in them that you use to sneak in booze to places you aren't supposed to. Saw a handful of people buy them too.
 


Stanley lost his high level clearance and seems to be a ghost ever since. Hopefully we get a breakdown from Saturday.
 


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