1 West division tital in 7 years

i'm serious when i say that i would give a very large consideration to hiring Jim Leonhard. He ain't gonna last long. shit can kirk after next season, let him become the alltime winner and hire leonhard.
 
It was not a good offensive game plan because because we didnt throw on first down, it was too late when we did start having stationary targets in their zone rather than receivers running thru the zone, we had too many drops, it was not good.

But we were sitting there down only 17-14 with 25 minutes to go. And we got the ball back but it was just a bad day for the offense.
 
Garandx said:
5 million.

#IowaApathy
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Listen Gary, can I call you Gary? I've been reading so much about you I feel I know you.
Anyway, I'm e-mailing you my resume right now. I'm willing to lead the Iowa Hawkeyes to zero conference titles every 12 years, ANNNNNNNNND, I'm willing to do it for the measly sum of 1 million dollars per year.
Why you might ask? Cuz I'm a giver, not a taker.
 
Iowa owned Wisconsin in the 80's and through the mid 90's. Then Kirk did very well against them from 2002 - 2009, but since then he has only beaten them once. The Badgers have not only passed us as a football program, they have left us in their dust. Wisconsin is practically in the Big 10 Championship game every year as to where our 4 million a year head coach has taken us only once, hasn't won a Big 10 title since 04 and has lost like 5-6 bowl games in a row (I've lost track.) He seems to pull one big upset every year out of his ass and everyone acts like he is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I am so tired and worn out with him as our coach. Kirk winning the Orange Bowl in 2010 (nearly 8 years ago) is as high as he will take this program. We are stuck in a dead rut with Kirk Ferentz, and we can really blame that jack ass of an AD of ours. This sucks because we are stuck with Kirk Ferentz and Gary Barta. Two Iowa employees who are not worth what they are paid and they have dug themselves in so deep that they can't be removed!!!
 
EstronHawkKing said:
Iowa owned Wisconsin in the 80's and through the mid 90's. Then Kirk did very well against them from 2002 - 2009, but since then he has only beaten them once. The Badgers have not only passed us as a football program, they have left us in their dust. Wisconsin is practically in the Big 10 Championship game every year as to where our 4 million a year head coach has taken us only once, hasn't won a Big 10 title since 04 and has lost like 5-6 bowl games in a row (I've lost track.) He seems to pull one big upset every year out of his ass and everyone acts like he is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I am so tired and worn out with him as our coach. Kirk winning the Orange Bowl in 2010 (nearly 8 years ago) is as high as he will take this program. We are stuck in a dead rut with Kirk Ferentz, and we can really blame that jack ass of an AD of ours. This sucks because we are stuck with Kirk Ferentz and Gary Barta. Two Iowa employees who are not worth what they are paid and they have dug themselves in so deep that they can't be removed!!!
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I'm sure it's not criminal, but it sure feels like it.
 
Bigtenchamp said:
I''ve never hated Kirk... but I've never loved him either.

He has some strengths.. but whatever his strengths and weaknesses are

1 in 7 years isn't good enough.
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Everyone is pointing to the schedule next year.......we shall see.
 
uihawk82 said:
But we were sitting there down only 17-14 with 25 minutes to go. And we got the ball back but it was just a bad day for the offense.
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A bad day? No, bud, 2004 PSU was a bad day. We put up 168 yards and won 6-4. Sam Brownlee, the starting RB, had 16 carries for 30 yards. Today was worse than eating a full breakfast buffet at Gramma's Kitchen at the Iowa 80, then getting in the car, heading east to Chicago and getting just past that last exit on I-88 before the tollway starts and finding out that the eggs on the buffet had turned right as a sleet storm starts and the roadway is 20 degrees Fahrenheit. Three hours of clinched butthole, sweat brewing on your brow, white knuckles, you know what's gonna happen but you're so desperate that you look forward to your date with the public bathroom at the DeKalb Oasis like a Venezuelan peasant immigrant longs to breathe in the freedoms offered by the United States. I wish today was merely bad, but we didn't even make it to the Oasis, we lost it somewhere around that I-39 interchange. 2 gallons of intestinal water mixed with brown goo that smells worse than a dead water buffalo. Good luck finding high quality replacement seats for a Merkur, there aren't any on the market. That was the kind of day today was.
 
okeefe4prez said:
A bad day? No, bud, 2004 PSU was a bad day. We put up 168 yards and won 6-4. Sam Brownlee, the starting RB, had 16 carries for 30 yards. Today was worse than eating a full breakfast buffet at Gramma's Kitchen at the Iowa 80, then getting in the car, heading east to Chicago and getting just past that last exit on I-88 before the tollway starts and finding out that the eggs on the buffet had turned right as a sleet storm starts and the roadway is 20 degrees Fahrenheit. Three hours of clinched butthole, sweat brewing on your brow, white knuckles, you know what's gonna happen but you're so desperate that you look forward to your date with the public bathroom at the DeKalb Oasis like a Venezuelan peasant immigrant longs to breathe in the freedoms offered by the United States. I wish today was merely bad, but we didn't even make it to the Oasis, we lost it somewhere around that I-39 interchange. 2 gallons of intestinal water mixed with brown goo that smells worse than a dead water buffalo. Good luck finding high quality replacement seats for a Merkur, there aren't any on the market. That was the kind of day today was.
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Someone get keefe a press pass for Iowa athletics. That was some fine writing and a wonderful job relating Ferentz football to the real world.
 
okeefe4prez said:
A bad day? No, bud, 2004 PSU was a bad day. We put up 168 yards and won 6-4. Sam Brownlee, the starting RB, had 16 carries for 30 yards. Today was worse than eating a full breakfast buffet at Gramma's Kitchen at the Iowa 80, then getting in the car, heading east to Chicago and getting just past that last exit on I-88 before the tollway starts and finding out that the eggs on the buffet had turned right as a sleet storm starts and the roadway is 20 degrees Fahrenheit. Three hours of clinched butthole, sweat brewing on your brow, white knuckles, you know what's gonna happen but you're so desperate that you look forward to your date with the public bathroom at the DeKalb Oasis like a Venezuelan peasant immigrant longs to breathe in the freedoms offered by the United States. I wish today was merely bad, but we didn't even make it to the Oasis, we lost it somewhere around that I-39 interchange. 2 gallons of intestinal water mixed with brown goo that smells worse than a dead water buffalo. Good luck finding high quality replacement seats for a Merkur, there aren't any on the market. That was the kind of day today was.
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That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read while sitting on the toilet
 
tksirius said:
Someone get keefe a press pass for Iowa athletics. That was some fine writing and a wonderful job relating Ferentz football to the real world.
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As I woke up this morning, I realized it was actually way worse than I thought last night. Not only did we lose bowel control near the I-39 interchange, but we ran the Merkur out of antifreeze, so the heater is out and we're driving back in a 20 degree car with a totally soaked butt and scrotal area and the its so cold inside the car that we have to use the ice scraper on the inside of the windshield because each time we breathe out it causes a thin layer of ice to form on the windshield. And visibility is so bad that we don't dare stop, because first of all no one can see the shoulder and second of all, if we stop some semi doing 40 will crash into the back of the Merkur.
 
okeefe4prez said:
A bad day? No, bud, 2004 PSU was a bad day. We put up 168 yards and won 6-4. Sam Brownlee, the starting RB, had 16 carries for 30 yards. Today was worse than eating a full breakfast buffet at Gramma's Kitchen at the Iowa 80, then getting in the car, heading east to Chicago and getting just past that last exit on I-88 before the tollway starts and finding out that the eggs on the buffet had turned right as a sleet storm starts and the roadway is 20 degrees Fahrenheit. Three hours of clinched butthole, sweat brewing on your brow, white knuckles, you know what's gonna happen but you're so desperate that you look forward to your date with the public bathroom at the DeKalb Oasis like a Venezuelan peasant immigrant longs to breathe in the freedoms offered by the United States. I wish today was merely bad, but we didn't even make it to the Oasis, we lost it somewhere around that I-39 interchange. 2 gallons of intestinal water mixed with brown goo that smells worse than a dead water buffalo. Good luck finding high quality replacement seats for a Merkur, there aren't any on the market. That was the kind of day today was.
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Classic...I signed in just to give a "like"
 
Bigtenchamp said:
Sorry that is not good enough - no excuses

With the level of teams in our division its unacceptable.
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Iowa is tied for 4th in division titles in the B1G.

Michigan and the other 7 teams have 0
Iowa, Nebraska, Penn St. have 1 Division title
Ohio St. 3 (1 was "taken away"), Michigan St. 3, and Wisconsin 3

Wisconsin is now at 4, and Ohio St. will probably be there as well after this year.
 
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