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Oh man guys this is the best! I would prefer if Fryowa changed his name to All-powerful Fryowa or Fryowa the Great or something more fitting to his new station!

It's such an illusion that we have a choice as well. The parties get these people to choose from. In such an amazing country full of amazing people, the options could be incredible, but if they're not in line with one of the two parties, there's no media coverage, no chance for debates etc...

I appreciate your mastery of the English language, and your internal affairs style ass whooping of the grammar police, but that last line is truly gold. Well done Bottom line, don't shit your pants and give someone a hard time about farting. Edited to add italics @Fryowa Dumbass.

It made me think of Will Smith in I am Legend when he set up mannequins and would talk to them. I need someone to run by giving the cut outs high fives, and autographs.

No champion isn't enough! He is the MASTER baiter! I'm sorry I couldn't resist... I'm a child

Mine is because I'm a nurse practitioner, but am a dude... A Murse so naturally Mursenary sounds super manly, but I also used to have my virtual names be "rebel scum". So I combined them. I went with the "k" in skum because ESPN fantasy football flagged "scum" as inappropriate because it has the...

Now I want to hear Reggie Bush, talk about USC and how Iowa just wouldn’t be able to hang... suck it Reggie! Whoo! Go hawks

Crap dude! You're supposed to seek medical attention after 4 hours!

I know this is the internet and nobody knows each other, but I always think of @tksirius and @Fryowa are like stepbrothers... You know sometimes they put their sack on the others drum set, but sometimes they become best friends and build bunk beds so they have room for activities!

You know, it might be one of those years... We've had alot of games where the ball bounces the other way and those plays happen against the Hawks. Hopefully we continue to get some lucky breaks, and you know not totally suck in the secondary. I'm just gonna enjoy this one tonight! Suck it clowns!

That would be glorious..."Welcome to clown town" with a couple Ronald McDonald pictures.

Oh boy...I laughed really hard at this. Yes I'm going to hell...

First, I thought this was a hilarious tweet by Pat. Second, it's interesting that you mention that tk. The summer before either our Junior or senior years of high school football, we were both at the Iowa State. Football camp (this was before Iowa had offered him), I was talking with him after...

It's posts like these that have me convinced there needs to be a "love" button, because damnit, "like" just isn't enough!

Classic bait and switch right? I got sucked right in.

You seem to be forgetting that he hired Brian, as he's for sure going to be a head coach soon!

What do you think the chances are that we could trade Kirk for chip. Chip's contact is 5 year 23 million and I don't know what's left on Kirk's. To sweeten the pot we can really push the 1-2 punch of Kirk AND Brian. I know I'm crazy, but yes I'm saying we throw in Brian for free. We can...

"i came to Lincoln and all I got was this stupid chlamydia"

"Gary, I'll lose for waaaay cheaper"