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  1. okeefe4prez

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    if a train traveling at 60 mph left the earth going toward the sun how long would it take for the train to reach the sun? ChatGPT Assuming a direct route from Earth to the Sun, the distance between the two is about 93 million miles. To find out how long it would take for the train traveling at...
  2. okeefe4prez

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    He did that heart thing with his hands and because of it we need to: FIRE TIM LESTER
  3. okeefe4prez

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    My mom still does the same. All the seatbelt you need.
  4. okeefe4prez

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    If I ever become dictator of the world the asshole who decided to put unfrosted pop tarts on the market will be hauled before a tribunal at the Hague. Now sure, it will just be a show trial as I will have already decided his fate, but I want to give him a chance to tell his side of the story.
  5. okeefe4prez

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    Not correct. My mother used to drive a light brown/tan 'Vette. My wife wonders why I am so "unconcerned about our son's safety" and I showed her a picture of a Vette and said "I spent my formative years in the front seat of this with a mom who smoked before the seat belt laws took effect..." I...
  6. okeefe4prez

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    Wow, anyone who wants to put any confidence whatsoever in so-called "AI" needs to read the response below (bold emphasis mine): You who is a better football coach, Tim Lester or Bill Belichick ChatGPT Comparing Tim Lester and Bill Belichick is like comparing apples and oranges. Bill...
  7. okeefe4prez

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    I believe it. My aunt, who used to and still lives in Humboldt, had a Gremlin. My cousin pulled up the floormats and carpet on the flooring to reveal actual holes in the chassis where rust had eaten through it. It was so thin. My aunt only drove it around Humboldt and wouldn't drive it on the...
  8. okeefe4prez

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    FIRE TIM LESTER
  9. okeefe4prez

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    My reference was to JR Ewing.
  10. okeefe4prez

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    My hobby is very simple, it is the career destruction of any man who is the offensive coordinator at Iowa who is not named Kenneth O'Keefe.
  11. okeefe4prez

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    FIRE TIM LESTER
  12. okeefe4prez

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    fire tim lester
  13. okeefe4prez

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    FIRE TIM LESTER
  14. okeefe4prez

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    FIRE TIM LESTER
  15. okeefe4prez

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    I'm going to tell you a secret about smoking. If you run a shoulder or a chuck roast or whatever big cut on your grill for two hours with decent smoke content and then you move it to a covered pan in the oven at 225 or whatever temp to finish cooking it will come out just fine. You won't get a...
  16. okeefe4prez

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    Concur. I don't know if Big Daddy's is still open but back before Big Daddy died me and my buddy used to drive down there at least once a week. Big Daddy was such a gracious host, he'd always make us eat the hottest shit he could find to put on a show for the customers then he'd give us a slice...
  17. okeefe4prez

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    I heard that a fella got shot down there once and the whole damned country was looking for the shooter. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
  18. okeefe4prez

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    FIRE TIM LESTER
  19. okeefe4prez

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    That would have been the low point in my life if this Tim Lester guy hadn't been hired. Watching his offense will make a visit to Dancer's Ranch seem like a walk in the park. FIRE TIM LESTER
  20. okeefe4prez

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    One time I went to Dancer's Ranch with a Members Only jacket on and no shirt underneath and when I unzipped the MO jacket the dancer said "You really need to put on a shirt." It may have been the lowest moment of my life. So far anyway.
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