Nascar: Phoenix Preview

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@hagertony
well kids im back doing previews to the few fans that are out there. i was in seattle last week so i wasn't able to do the daytona 500 which i really don't like previewing anyways!

phoenix is a tough track to make moves on and is usually one on pit road wether is gas only or 2 tire stops this race is usually won by pit stops and race setups from past years

my clear cut favorite has to be the #48 he has a 4.9 average finish and hasn't finished outside the top 15 pretty damn impressive!

my other 2 picks for be in victory lane is either carl edwards or kyle busch. edwards won last year at this track and has multiple top 10 finishes. kyle busch on the other hand has had multiple opportunities to be in victory but bad pit stops and bad strategy has ruined his chances for victory lane. if kyle and his team can fire on all cylinders with minimal mistakes they will be in victory lane

victory lane:
johnson
busch
edwards

possible winners:
martin
newman
gordon

darkhorse:
logano
burton
montoya
 


Back to do my review as well!

Lets see:

Hordes of Goatee beards and overweight kids.

Very few college degrees.

Zero Jackson Pollock fans.

Hordes of Union dues payers who support conservative radio.

Thousands and thousands of over weight mini-van driving 95$ hairdo moms wearing tons of makeup and stuffing their faces with hot dogs while they drink crappy beer and shout obscenities in front of their children.

Yup its ROSCAR SEEZIN!!!!! yaaaaahooo!!
 




Here's my preview:

They're all going to go as fast as they can in a circle. Over...and over...and over again.
 












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