Your own terrible predictions for the game tonight

spudhawk

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Lets let Arob rest for tomorrow and the rest of the week. There is still a game tonight and a bunch of players who did things the right way and deserve our attention.

Here are mine from the Match ups article.

5 Terrible Predictions

* Allen Reisner will have 9 catches in this game and 4 on the first drive.
* Blaine Gabbert will be Mizzou’s leading rusher and they will rush for less than 100 total yards as a team.
* Iowa will win the turnover margin 3-1.
* Keenan Davis will catch 2 TD passes and total over 100 yards receiving
* Iowa’s defensive line will look like they did against Georgia Tech last year in January- few sacks but at least 5 TFLs in this game.

Lets see yours.
 
Mike Myers has a lit roach while kicking a 39 yard field goal for Iowa's only points of the game.
 
McNutt has ESPN moment with an incredible catch.
Sash has pick, feels another lateral, pitches it to Greenwood to the house.
 
The defense under the direction of Norm 6 seconds of Hell Parker comes alive and kicks Missou's butt.Defense has two scores.
 
Iowa will as usual be well prepared for the game and will win it going away.
 
Chaney will score on a double reverse.

McNutt will throw for a TD to Davis on a fake reverse.

Mizzou will punt 6 times and Iowa will have zero return yards.
 
DJK will burst on the field out running police on a moped, he will be starting by mid-season.
 
Stanzi and McNutt connect for the longest play in Insight Bowl history. Not sure how many yards that is but they will announce it after it happens.
 
Your sarcasm isn't funny.

I hear where you're coming from, but it was kinda funny.

Nonetheless, Coker for 150+ and a TD. Mcnutt on a deep ball from Stanzi to set up a short TD pass to TE Herman. Defense gets crucial TO late in game to give us a short field. Score. Iowa wins 20-17.
 
Ricky finally admits he knew everything, walks over to JV, salutes and says "we are playing for 2011 now kid and you need the experience. I am going to sit this one out".

JV has a great game and, although Sandeman drops a couple of TD passes, Iowa wins in OT by blocking consecutive FG tries.
 
Parkers back, and so is the Iowa defense.

Not sure if that will be enough to win the game as the offense will be so - so.

The special teams will be good but not good enough to overcome the offenses so - so performance.
 
--Iowa is scoreless in the red zone.
--Stanzi is sacked 4 times.
--Stanzi throws for 250+ and 3 scores, 1 pick-6.
--MO dominates t.o.p.
--Iowa leads 24-23 in the 4th.
--Gabbert goes Persa / Pryor / Weber and scores the go ahead / winning TD on a drive that consumes the last 8 of 8:06 in the 4th. DJK is sorely missed on the ensuing kickoff.
--MO wins 29-24 (they failed to get the 2 point conversion on Gabbert's TD).

7 prophecies -- 5 are terrible for Hawks.
 
- MO continues the trend of teams taking the underneath for long sustained drives against the Hawks and scores 28 points.
- Stanzi has a great game 17 of 23 for 230 and 2 TD passes with no INT's.
- Coker rushes for over 100 yards on less than 20 attempts.
- The winning team will score over 30 points.
- If we win KF will cry.
 

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