ForeverHawk
Well-Known Member
Why is Woodbury so tall? There is no reason he should be so tall. Fran should not start him because he is tall. Fran should not have recruited him because he is tall. If only he was not so tall, he might be good??? He should quit basketball because he is tall. I bet you he starts because he is so tall that he cannot even hear Fran when Fran tells him he is not starting? I bet his life sucks because he is so tall? I bet because he is so tall his life has regressed? Is he so tall because he is tall?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? He is tall because he is slow, cannot jump or dunk. His tallness has made him even taller because he is tall and he should not start! The rest of the team should not pass him the ball because he is tall. The rest of the big10 will kill Iowa because he is tall. It is all Woodbury's fault because he is just too damn tall! Iowa should cancel the season because he is tall!
I mean can anything else be covered or criticized about Woodbury? This thread and others pretty much cover it.....right?
I mean can anything else be covered or criticized about Woodbury? This thread and others pretty much cover it.....right?
