Wildcat haiku

[racerhawk]

Hawkeyes do not have
The Kellogg or Feinberg schools
But we can break legs

 

[racerhawk]

Evanston is tough
Spread offense and no good bars
Porta Potties too

 

[racerhawk]

Look you jackwagons
It's bad enough you are smart
Stop beating us now

 

[racerhawk]

The magical spread
Linebackers on receivers
Another long day

 

[austinhawk]

JVB is done
Like a dumb deer in headlights
Go sell insurance

 

[okeefe4prez]

Passing

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	Passing
Year	School	Conf	Class	Pos	Cmp	Att	Pct	Yds	Y/A	AY/A	TD	Int	Rate
2010	Northwestern	Big Ten	FR	QB	36	70	51.4	378	5.4	2.8	2	5	91.9
2011	Northwestern	Big Ten	SO	QB
Career	Northwestern				36	70	51.4	378	5.4	2.8	2	5	91.9

Rushing & Receiving

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	Rushing	Receiving	Scrimmage
Year	School	Conf	Class	Pos	Att	Yds	Avg	TD	Rec	Yds	Avg	TD	Plays	Yds	Avg	TD
2010	Northwestern	Big Ten	FR	QB	23	61	2.7	2					23	61	2.7	2
2011	Northwestern	Big Ten	SO	QB	1	2	2.0						1	2	2.0
Career	Northwestern				24	63	2.6	2					24	63	2.6	2

Looks like he only had 70 career attempts and managed to throw 2 TDs and run in 2 more. At this point, I'll take it.

Without putting in the effort to do too much research, I'm going to guess Fitz did the unthinkable and tried out another QB.

2 TDs and 5 picks and went 3 and out almost every time he hit the field. Good kid, bad QB, they moved him to receiver and have gone with the Colter-Siemian duo this year following up on the Persa-Colter-Siemian trio last year. You guys remember last year when Fitz played Siemian in the fourth quarter to get him some reps? Imagine a coach playing a freshman QB in a blowout loss just to get him reps. Unconscionable, who does Fitz think he is?

 

[1hawkeye1]

Only Northwestern
Smartest virgins in conference
Why can't we beat them????????????????????

 

[racerhawk]

Helter Skelter Spread
They say it's just Northwestern
I hate these ****ers

 

[racerhawk]

It is depressing
To know that the guys who win
Will be your boss soon

 

[1hawkeye1]

Coworker calls me
Will you take my shift sat day?
Northwestern? I guess

 

[Billso]

Only Northwestern
Smartest virgins in conference
Why can't we beat them????????????????????

Con-frens? Con-fer-ence...

Haiku Cat ruling:

Not haiku!!!

 

[Maxmo]

Northwestern Wildcats?
Are they still playing football?
Fry will break their legs!

 

[HawkfaninWA]

Oh screw the Haiku
I just had a Stross sighting!
Check the video.

 

[SamBrownlee48]

Your school is too small
and your colors feminine.
Weisman will mount you.

 

[SamBrownlee48]

Vandy's game is shot
like a bear in the deep wood
I die inside watching

 

[SamBrownlee48]

Yo Jordan Cotton
Why you no play week 1, huh?
You are faster than me.

 

[Billso]

I would love to have

any Wildcat quarterback

from the last decade

You cannot just write
down some random long sentence
and call it haiku

 

[1hawkeye1]

Con-frens? Con-fer-ence...

Haiku Cat ruling:

Not haiku!!!

Well, I guess it depends on your pronunciation. I say "con-frence". If you want to say it, "con-fer-rents" first off that is wacky. Welcome to the Big Ten Con fer rents vs welcome to the Big Ten Con frence. And second, your *****-cat don't scare me.

 

[PCHawk]

2 TDs and 5 picks and went 3 and out almost every time he hit the field. Good kid, bad QB, they moved him to receiver and have gone with the Colter-Siemian duo this year following up on the Persa-Colter-Siemian trio last year. You guys remember last year when Fitz played Siemian in the fourth quarter to get him some reps? Imagine a coach playing a freshman QB in a blowout loss just to get him reps. Unconscionable, who does Fitz think he is?

Do you mean when their unready 3rd string QB came in and shredded our NF​L CB? Oh yea I remember now.