Wildcat haiku

[1hawkeye1]

meh who really cares
our season circles toilet
meanwhile kirk chews gum

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Purple passion at ****
Our passing game is a fright
When do the back-ups quarterbacks ever play
Obviously not at Iowa on game day

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Purple passion at Diike
Our passing game is a fright
When do the back-ups quarterbacks ever play
Obviously not at Iowa on game day

 

[okeefe4prez]

Here kitty kitty
Christensen and Vandenberg
Last Iowa wins

[video=youtube;Y8qHF-8vxjA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8qHF-8vxjA[/video]

 

[okeefe4prez]

[video=youtube;jY92u0rR7T0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY92u0rR7T0[/video]

 

[okeefe4prez]

Stoppable Object
Versus the movable force
Zabel eats Maid Rite

 

[nationalchamps]

Fitzy owns teh Kurt
JVB or J Ruddock?
Won't matter, we lose.

 

[Travisam]

Fitz hates the hawkeyes
Northwestern gives hawkeyes fitz
See what I did there

 

[olddude]

IOWA is dogs by 6 they say
Yet nobody even knows what Hawks will play
If you have a pipe and need a hit
Dont worry because Saturday the Hawks will bring the ****

 

[higwannabee]

So Fitz hates the Hawks,
How about we score more points?
So it matters not.

 

[NEIChawk]

Fitz is a dumb***
Thinks purple kitties are good
Hawks must use catnip

 

[clicheusername3]

IOWA is dogs by 6 they say
Yet nobody even knows what Hawks will play
If you have a pipe and need a hit
Dont worry because Saturday the Hawks will bring the ****

worst haiku EVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

 

[Billso]

hurrr derpity-derp
herp-derp herpity-derp-durrrrr
derp cancer derp hurrrr

 

[clicheusername3]

Pimpin' ain't easy
We are trapped in the closet
Vandenberg throws farts

 

[1hawkeye1]

Forgot to remind all. 5-7-5 format as always.

 

[SeventhSon]

I would love to have

any Wildcat quarterback

from the last decade

 

[FalseMirage]

the wild cats sharp teeth
tear skillfully the hawks flesh
leaving only bones

 

[okeefe4prez]

I would love to have

any Wildcat quarterback

from the last decade

Umm, have you ever heard of Evan Watkins?

 

[aeischeid]

Um Something something
Pat Fitzgerald is a Doosh.
He has Kurts number.

 

[SeventhSon]

Umm, have you ever heard of Evan Watkins?

[h=2]Passing[/h]Statistics complete back to 2000 · Glossary · SHARESHARE [X] · Embed · CSV · PRE · LINK · ?

	Passing
Year	School	Conf	Class	Pos	Cmp	Att	Pct	Yds	Y/A	AY/A	TD	Int	Rate
2010	Northwestern	Big Ten	FR	QB	36	70	51.4	378	5.4	2.8	2	5	91.9
2011	Northwestern	Big Ten	SO	QB	0	0		0			0	0
Career	Northwestern				36	70	51.4	378	5.4	2.8	2	5	91.9

[h=2]Rushing & Receiving[/h]Statistics complete back to 2000 · Glossary · SHARESHARE [X] · Embed · CSV · PRE · LINK · ?

	Rushing	Receiving	Scrimmage
Year	School	Conf	Class	Pos	Att	Yds	Avg	TD	Rec	Yds	Avg	TD	Plays	Yds	Avg	TD
2010	Northwestern	Big Ten	FR	QB	23	61	2.7	2	0	0		0	23	61	2.7	2
2011	Northwestern	Big Ten	SO	QB	1	2	2.0	0	0	0		0	1	2	2.0	0
Career	Northwestern				24	63	2.6	2	0	0		0	24	63	2.6	2

Looks like he only had 70 career attempts and managed to throw 2 TDs and run in 2 more. At this point, I'll take it.

Without putting in the effort to do too much research, I'm going to guess Fitz did the unthinkable and tried out another QB.