Why stay home during bowl season?

There is no way you have an ipad. Also, I just typed Markey on my phone. It switched to "Market". I also typed Marquee in and it stayed.

Math doesn't add up.

you know that the autocorrect is customized based on your typing habits, right? Maybe you type market a lot.
 
Just because the Hawks played like rotten raccoon **** this year doesn't mean we should stay home during the bowl season. What fun is that? I say, we get a contingency of Iowa fans and make the trip down to Memphis. At which point we can show those World of Warcraft playing nerds how to tailgate correctly, you know, without just sitting around in jorts and sipping pizz warm cans of Miller Lite. We can get a little rowdy, mace up the porta-john seats, and fornicate with their women in hopes of pulling a Braveheart and genetically weeding ISU fans out of existence. Any takers?

I'm in as long as I can wear jorts. Very tight and very short, a bulge will be visible.
 

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