Why stay home during bowl season?

Hawkfromnorwalk

Hawkfromnorwalk

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Just because the Hawks played like rotten raccoon **** this year doesn't mean we should stay home during the bowl season. What fun is that? I say, we get a contingency of Iowa fans and make the trip down to Memphis. At which point we can show those World of Warcraft playing nerds how to tailgate correctly, you know, without just sitting around in jorts and sipping pizz warm cans of Miller Lite. We can get a little rowdy, mace up the porta-john seats, and fornicate with their women in hopes of pulling a Braveheart and genetically weeding ISU fans out of existence. Any takers?
 
Anytime anyone suggest exercising primae noctis, I'm in... Does anyone wanna carpool?
 
You better show up with a lot of beer to build up sufficient goggles to make the ISU gals hot and second you better bring a lot of Crisco if you think you're going to just take them into porta johns. Them doors are narrow and them gals is wide.
 
I wouldn't mind the opportunity to remind a large number of ISU fans that ISU Fooseball has as many bowl wins as Ricky Stanzi.

...but it seems like a lot of work, so I'll just stay home and take the snowmobiles out a few times.
 
dave3912 said:
How is making fun of your little brother MAKE YOU the little brother? That is what big brothers do.
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Because it makes us sound jealous for not playing in the December weed eater bowl. I'm not happy that we are sitting home this year, but I'm not going to make it worse by acting bitter about the clowns.
 
hok said:
Because it makes us sound jealous for not playing in the December weed eater bowl. I'm not happy that we are sitting home this year, but I'm not going to make it worse by acting bitter about the clowns.
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If you interrupt that as being jealous well then that is on you. No one is acting bitter, they just want to go make fun of little brother.
 
dave3912 said:
If you interrupt that as being jealous well then that is on you. No one is acting bitter, they just want to go make fun of little brother.
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For going to a bowl game while we stay home? Nobody sees through that. Making fun of them is just a coping mechanism because we all would switch places with the clowns this year if we could. It's like the nerds who make fun of the jocks because they actually want to be like the jocks, but if you can't be them then the next best thing is to make fun of them.
 
hok said:
For going to a bowl game while we stay home? Nobody sees through that. Making fun of them is just a coping mechanism because we all would switch places with the clowns this year if we could. It's like the nerds who make fun of the jocks because they actually want to be like the jocks, but if you can't be them then the next best thing is to make fun of them.
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I make fun of them because clowns are teh ghey. One of their best teams in years according to every pimple faced ISU fan yet they could only muster a 3-6 conference record. I'll take our 4-8 season this year because we were due but I would never trade places with a team that sets their standard at barely achieving.
 
xXxHerkyxXx said:
I make fun of them because clowns are teh ghey. One of their best teams in years according to every pimple faced ISU fan yet they could only muster a 3-6 conference record. I'll take our 4-8 season this year because we were due but I would never trade places with a team that sets their standard at barely achieving.
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so not bowling > bowling. Right.

Honestly the best way to deal with this is to just look the other way and beat their *** next year so we are the markey football program in the state again. Even if we know their bowl is no big deal, it is about perception and we look like bitter whiners when we just make fun of them.
 
hok said:
so not bowling > bowling. Right.

Honestly the best way to deal with this is to just look the other way and beat their *** next year so we are the markey football program in the state again. Even if we know their bowl is no big deal, it is about perception and we look like bitter whiners when we just make fun of them.
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Who's Markey?
 
hok said:
For going to a bowl game while we stay home? Nobody sees through that. Making fun of them is just a coping mechanism because we all would switch places with the clowns this year if we could. It's like the nerds who make fun of the jocks because they actually want to be like the jocks, but if you can't be them then the next best thing is to make fun of them.
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Do you really believe that?
 
hok said:
so not bowling > bowling. Right.

Honestly the best way to deal with this is to just look the other way and beat their *** next year so we are the markey football program in the state again. Even if we know their bowl is no big deal, it is about perception and we look like bitter whiners when we just make fun of them.
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xXxHerkyxXx said:
Who's Markey?
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Sign of a true clown fan. Always spelling things out phonetically. Markey, hok...
 
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