WHY does ESPN continue to employ Holtz?

[Iowafarmgirl]

LOL. I love it. Probably cause I actually know what Phrenology is.

I had high hopes someone would get that!

 

[Blackhawk33]

In my house we call him Duckbill Platypus. He sounds like Donald Duck's always depressed brother or something. Especially when he's all "Hey, why's everybody picking on Notre Dame today? That's not fair."

 

[TheBattman]

Maybe I am in the minority, but I get freaked out when I watch him on a big screen with those coke bottle thick glasses. You can probably see a person's soul with those things.