okeefe4prez
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This guy sees Duke's on the shelf and buys the other brand. I tried it once and didn't care for it.
JUST MOVE BACK TO IOWA AND EAT YOUR HY-VEE BRAND "SALAD DRESSING" AND BBQ SAUCE FULL OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.
This guy sees Duke's on the shelf and buys the other brand. I tried it once and didn't care for it.
I'm a mayo-only person, but I do have a soft spot in my heart for Miracle Whip.JUST MOVE BACK TO IOWA AND EAT YOUR HY-VEE BRAND "SALAD DRESSING" AND BBQ SAUCE FULL OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.
I'm a mayo-only person, but I do have a soft spot in my heart for Miracle Whip.
The go to sandwich my mom always made me when I was a little kid was white bread, bologna, Miracle Whip, and mustard. I probably ate 10,000 of them.
If I had a field trip to go on as a kid, that was the sandwich.
When she'd drop me off at the park to fish for the day, out would come a bologna sandwich without even asking.
She worked nights and if I was hungry before real supper she'd make me one then too. Loved those things.
Jesus christ man, I'm getting all choked up just thinking about it. Weird how certain things can do that to you. Every single time I see Miracle Whip in the store I think about my mom, not food. Same thing with Lava soap. That stuff has such a distinctive smell and my old man washed his hands with it every day when he came home from work. I smell that stuff now I turn into a mess instantly and I have to walk away.
The only thing Kraft singles went on was tater tot casserole.Well by God, now you've got me all choked up. Your family was so poor that you couldn't even afford to throw a piece of Hy-Vee American "cheese" on your bologna sammich. I thought I had it bad. Just goes to show, unless you're living under a garbage dump in Sri Lanka, there are probably people out there who have it worse than you.
The only thing Kraft singles went on was tater tot casserole.
You know what? I'm driving straight to the store to get some Miracle Whip and bologna when I get off work, and I'm having a circa 1985 bologna fucking sandwich for supper. And a glass of milk which I never drink anymore but it's how I rolled back then. And I'm gonna eat it while watching Reading Rainbow on YouTube because I was a nerd and that's what I did, and then I'm going to sort through baseball cards for a couple hours. The greatest Christmas present I ever got was from my mom...a full set 1988 Upper Deck that I begged relentlessly for...and I still have it in the box.
Thanks for the thread, boys. I'm gonna have a hoot tonight.
My town didn't get a HyVee until the mid 90s and our closest WalMart is still 35 minutes away to this day.Kraft singles? Fancy. Too good for the Hy-Vee or Wal-Mart brand?
Great Value Deluxe American Cheese is in my fridge.Kraft singles? Fancy. Too good for the Hy-Vee or Wal-Mart brand?
Walmart 's house brand is actually decent stuff most times.Great Value Deluxe American Cheese is in my fridge.
But it's for the kids, I got to have Great Value baby swiss on my sandwiches.
JUST MOVE BACK TO IOWA AND EAT YOUR HY-VEE BRAND "SALAD DRESSING" AND BBQ SAUCE FULL OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.
Damn. I might try thatI grew up on Spaghetti-Os and butter on white bread. LOVED that shit. played like I was a cowboy eating beans.
The other go to was broiling bread on one side, flipping it and putting a slice of Kraft american cheese and pepperoni on it and broiling that side. Still eat those to this day. LOVE THEM.
Yeah, it's strange how as human beings, we form attachments to certain things.I'm a mayo-only person, but I do have a soft spot in my heart for Miracle Whip.
The go to sandwich my mom always made me when I was a little kid was white bread, bologna, Miracle Whip, and mustard. I probably ate 10,000 of them.
If I had a field trip to go on as a kid, that was the sandwich.
When she'd drop me off at the park to fish for the day, out would come a bologna sandwich without even asking.
She worked nights and if I was hungry before real supper she'd make me one then too. Loved those things.
Jesus christ man, I'm getting all choked up just thinking about it. Weird how certain things can do that to you. Every single time I see Miracle Whip in the store I think about my mom, not food. Same thing with Lava soap. That stuff has such a distinctive smell and my old man washed his hands with it every day when he came home from work. I smell that stuff now I turn into a mess instantly and I have to walk away.