Remove urinals, install troughs. Treat us like the cattle that we are, so I can manage to take a pee and not miss a quarter.
They probably just want footage of Iowa fans having sex at the stadium. They will collect it and sell it on the internet under the title of "Pink Locker Room Tails". They could build a second football stadium with the proceeds.
You black tooths don't have sex? Weird I didn't think we were that different.