Two haikus for Iowa @ MSU's

[STILLBUSTER]

Valentine is back.
He worked off rust at Penn State.
Goes for twenty-four.

Long break hurts shooters.
Iowa sucks at Breslin.
Hawks lose by fifteen.

 

[bcl20]

**** Sparty

 

[HomerChampless]

Green white hosts black gold.
Nationally televised.
Hawkeyes win this epic match!

 

[99topdawg]

Denzel Valentine
Some say Magic Johnson clone
Hope he wears rubbers

 

[1hawkeye1]

Clemmons is the man
Yes, he can stop Valentine
Izzo cries to refs

 

[1hawkeye1]

Izzo grabs the ref
everytime the whistle blows
Fran gets ejected

 

[1hawkeye1]

Breslin Center game
Are students back from break yet?
If so, we lose game

 

[1hawkeye1]

Izzo is a child
Grabs the ref on every call
Sparty grabs Hawks more

 

[1hawkeye1]

Roses they are red
Violets are so very blue
Hey Sparty, **** you

 

[nationalchamps]

Don't play well up there
Izzo questioned their manhood
Tonight we are ******

 

[NEIChawk]

If Iowa wins
I will do a little jig
Izzo can't touch this

 

[Tiptontiger]

Valentine is back.
He worked off rust at Penn State.
Goes for twenty-four.

Long break hurts shooters.
Iowa sucks at Breslin.
Hawks lose by fifteen.

Maybe so. But - I wouldn't fear running into them in the NCAA Tournament if the location was not in their backyard, like Iowa State got hosed by in 2000..

 

[NEIChawk]

"Coach, here's the latest Haiku created on HN" "What do you think of it?"

 

[atomicblue224]

im late! whats the score!
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[atomicblue224]

"Coach, here's the latest Haiku created on HN" "What do you think of it?"

hes annoyed that he didn't get his hickies!

 

[NEIChawk]

If Iowa wins
I will do a little jig
Izzo can't touch this

I'm late to the dance party.....I will now demonstrate a little MC Hammer, "Can't touch this"

 

[ThunderHawk]

Hello there Izzone
Do you mind if we shoot threes
thanks enjoy the show

 

[ThunderHawk]

Hey it's valentine
we are in big trouble now
oh snap kicked their a$$

 

[STILLBUSTER]

Wrong 'bout Hawks, again!
Maybe they really are good.
Does Fran have them "Mad"?

Bball goes football.
Love the magical season!
Don't Northwestern State!