Tuesday Presser

If you (or heaven forbid a beat writer) could ask Kirk one question, what would it be? Phrase it as if one of the press could ask even though Kirk wouldn't accept a tough question.
 




Kirk, do you remember which QB won the Pitt game after being put in the game with a 10 point deficit? Thanks
 


Kurffs retorts:

Chomp

Snort

Chompsnort

Thats football

We have to get better

All with a **** eating I know I have this university by the balls, grin.
 


I don't give a $hit anymore. He won't answer the question or he'll remind everyone of a game from 1977. Then he'll trot out onto the practice field and have JR take all the first team reps....rinse and repeat. If not for CJ, we'd be 4-3 right now....but his reward for doing that was to sit with a clipboard while JR went 6 for 19 for 35 yds while the head coach clapped and chomped away.
 


You were an O-line coach in the League, your son is the current O-line coach here. The O-line was absolutely schooled by a small, weak, inexperienced Maryland D-line. At what point do you quit throwing the players under the bus with your stale "lack of execution" response and place the blame where it actually belongs?

or

When do you plan to retire?
 




Why are you convinced that you can win every game 10 to 7?

Why don't you actually hire a top notch offensive coordinator that can recruit?

Why do you stay here? Do you really think you are moving the program in the right direction?
 






Why are you convinced that you can win every game 10 to 7?

Why don't you actually hire a top notch offensive coordinator that can recruit?

Why do you stay here? Do you really think you are moving the program in the right direction?

Hes got four million reasons why he stays here.
 








Why did it take until the third quarter before your QB threw the ball to a wide receiver?

Why again did you not throw down the field for a majority of the game?

Why did Weisman disappear for long stretches in this game?
 






You've talked for 6 games now about getting CJ Beathard snaps in a game and have done so for the past three games. One where he played the whole game in a win against Purdue. Why, when Jake was obviously struggling, going 6-19 at one point in the second half, did you not give CJ a try? Isn't that why you've said all along that it was a "feel" thing and you would go with the hot hand? Did you "feel" Jakes hand and see if it was hot, because it looked like he was ice fishing in Minnesota barehanded to the rest of the world?

Kirk, what the fu^% where you thinking?
 


If you (or heaven forbid a beat writer) could ask Kirk one question, what would it be? Phrase it as if one of the press could ask even though Kirk wouldn't accept a tough question.


Do you feel you have a shot at winning against the BYE this coming week?
 




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