Top 5 Reasons That Tell You Cam Newton May Have Cheated

[WinOneThisCentury]

1) Seen riding a gold plated moped, so it figured he'd be starting by midseason
2) Father and mother the only ones in the neighborhood with matching Mercedes sedans
3) Cam stated he thought "SEC" stood for "Seriously Embrace Criminals".
4) His father justifies the payment saying, "he got less than the University is making"
5) Reggie Bush was his recruitment advisor

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Good stuff.

Speaking of moped riders who were supposed to start by mid season...has anyone called out Kaldenberg for his epic fail prediction about The Polish Hat?

 

[BradBanks02]

6) Lane Kiffin defended him.

 

[ArizonaHawkeye88]

1) He plays in the SEC.
2) He plays in the SEC.
3) He plays in the SEC.
4) He plays in the SEC.
5) He plays in the SEC.

 

[crabshack]

1) Seen riding a gold plated moped, so it figured he'd be starting by midseason
2) Father and mother the only ones in the neighborhood with matching Mercedes sedans
3) Cam stated he thought "SEC" stood for "Seriously Embrace Criminals".
4) His father justifies the payment saying, "he got less than the University is making"
5) Reggie Bush was his recruitment advisor

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