Sorry, Barta already made sure this can't happen. The moose out front shoulda told ya.
LOL!!!!!!!! Well done!
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gary Barta, the Iowa AD, right here tonight.I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melrose Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?