This is NOT...the onion. But it's "Elite"

[hawkdrummer1]

https://gophersports.com/sb_output.aspx?form=1024

Unbelievable...

 

[Chickenlounge]

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Nobody watches this team

 

[InGoodCo]

thank you so much for sharing this - hilarious.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

thank you so much for sharing this - hilarious.

and to clarify...this is NOT a photo shopped spoof. This is an actual promo in conjunction with the U of M athletic department.

 

[lightning1]

What is it about bad pizza and bad football, that makes me want to go....

 

[CP87]

What is it about bad pizza and bad football, that makes me want to go....

How dare you? I am a fan of the Baron. I remember growing up we considered it "the fancy pizza", in contrast to the Totino's we usually had.

 

[lightning1]

How dare you? I am a fan of the Baron. I remember growing up we considered it "the fancy pizza", in contrast to the Totino's we usually had.

The thought of Totino's pizza actually makes me throw up in my mouth.

 

[trj]

What is it about bad pizza and bad football, that makes me want to go....

Don't most guys go to the sex analogy when it comes to pizza? "Even if it is bad, it is still good."

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Don't most guys go to the sex analogy when it comes to pizza? "Even if it is bad, it is still good."

Yes...but there are limits.

 

[trj]

How dare you? I am a fan of the Baron. I remember growing up we considered it "the fancy pizza", in contrast to the Totino's we usually had.

No doubt. Totino's was only a step above high school cafeteria pizza. Getting a Red Baron or a Tombstone meant the parents weren't going to order Dominos,but they were in a good mood.

 

[BVHawk95]

No doubt. Totino's was only a step above high school cafeteria pizza. Getting a Red Baron or a Tombstone meant the parents weren't going to order Dominos,but they were in a good mood.

Jack's pizza is where it's at. I lived on that shit in college.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

The thought of Totino's pizza actually makes me throw up in my mouth.

The real question is, is how many Totino's pizza can you eat in one setting.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

No doubt. Totino's was only a step above high school cafeteria pizza. Getting a Red Baron or a Tombstone meant the parents weren't going to order Dominos,but they were in a good mood.

Man, I luved our school pizza. I'm 47 now and when think about it can still conjure up the smell and taste of it.

 

[Northside Hawk]

The real question is, is how many Totino's pizza can you eat in one setting.

Were those the ones you threw in the microwave? And they had the silver colored cardboard? Ugh!

 

[EstronHawkKing]

I'll take the pizza, don't need the tickets. Seems like a marketing campaign Iowa would do for Iowa men's hoops games

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

If I'm Goldy the Gopher, I'm pretty nervous right now. I can see the next ad now...Red Baron Pizza, a six pack of Schlitz, and ten minutes with a naked Goldy the Gopher...oh, and the tickets.

 

[Motigerhawk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......losers

 

[Northside Hawk]

If I'm Goldy the Gopher, I'm pretty nervous right now. I can see the next ad now...Red Baron Pizza, a six pack of Schlitz, and ten minutes with a naked Goldy the Gopher...oh, and the tickets.

Or Hamm's....or Grain Belt.

I do like Red Baron, though. Nice flaky crust. It's relative though. Nothing compares to real pizza at a real bar/restaurant.

 

[MWS604]

With an outdoor stadium that 11/18 game against NW could be brutally cold. Pizzas will definitely stay frozen

 

[HuckFinn]

Pagliai's
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