All this speculation of what Iowa does to whom is killing me. I read all the posts and am having dreams at night seeing Jewel & A Rob sweeping the end for a TD. Then Stanzi hitting 1 of 4 wide receivers for a TD pass, then it's another TD pass.
I see of our opponents scattered all over the field with AC and Binns glaring down at them. I see scores on the board with numbers we haven't seen it 15 years.
I wake up in a cold sweat...I just can't take it!
I see the score board read 38-10 with ISU & Iowa players shaking hands but there is no team name by the score. This is killing me!
I check the message boards at least 10-15 times a day looking for something new...I started biting my nails...increased my tobacco habit from 1/2 can per week to 1 can per day. I'm becoming a nervous wreck.
I went to the doctor to see if he could give me a 13 day knockout pill and he suggested I see a psychologist. (Couldn't get in as his appointments were full of people with the same problems.)
I went to the eye doctor and asked him how come I see everything in black & gold colors?
He replied there is nothing wrong. He has Hawkeye pictures & stuff all over his office.
I'm now replaying the games from last year, night after night for hours & hours and my wife is talking about having me committed to the loony farm.
Please help!! Are you experiencing the same things? I think it could be a pandemic!
Please tell me I'm not alone.
PS: finally I received a prescription from the doc, but I can't pick it up before 11:05 a.m. on September 4th, at Kinnick Stadium!
I don't know if I can make it!
I see of our opponents scattered all over the field with AC and Binns glaring down at them. I see scores on the board with numbers we haven't seen it 15 years.
I wake up in a cold sweat...I just can't take it!
I see the score board read 38-10 with ISU & Iowa players shaking hands but there is no team name by the score. This is killing me!
I check the message boards at least 10-15 times a day looking for something new...I started biting my nails...increased my tobacco habit from 1/2 can per week to 1 can per day. I'm becoming a nervous wreck.
I went to the doctor to see if he could give me a 13 day knockout pill and he suggested I see a psychologist. (Couldn't get in as his appointments were full of people with the same problems.)
I went to the eye doctor and asked him how come I see everything in black & gold colors?
He replied there is nothing wrong. He has Hawkeye pictures & stuff all over his office.
I'm now replaying the games from last year, night after night for hours & hours and my wife is talking about having me committed to the loony farm.
Please help!! Are you experiencing the same things? I think it could be a pandemic!
Please tell me I'm not alone.
PS: finally I received a prescription from the doc, but I can't pick it up before 11:05 a.m. on September 4th, at Kinnick Stadium!
I don't know if I can make it!
