Think Nebraska, but more of a wasteland.
Think up you're nose with less rubber hoses
Think "Think up you're nose with less rubber hoses" but then think this...
Think this with less reminders of those double breast, no bun chicken sandwiches from a few pages back.
Think Nebraska, but with less "Truck Nutz"
Think this thread, but with more "coming off the tracks" coming down the stretch to 10,000 views...
Think Amy Winehouse, with less coming off the trackmarks