HawkeyeMHA
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The semi says we are Iowa, we are big bad and ugly and we are gonna drive right through ya so you better get out of the way or you are going to get hurt. Very untrue these days but it is the thought that counts.
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homes
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See your point, but how much more Iowa can you get than a big *** combine chewing up the opponent. Or better yet, the combine is ambling down the road, and the opponent is stuck behind it, unable to pass.
HawkeyeFever
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Not a big fan of Delta Dental, Panchero's "Pump It Up", or the truck race. I guess the kids like them, though.
At the least, get rid of the red truck. There should be NO RED in Kinnick, especially on the jumbotron, and even more especially when the red truck wins.
Hawkers86
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Unable to pass. The story of the 2012 Hawkeyes offense.
homes
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This thread needs to be retired. You can't top this post. End on a high note.
HawkeyeFever
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...the opponent gets frustrated with having to wait for combine, passes against the solid yellow line, and gets smeared by the Hawkeye semi going the other way.
racerhawk
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...and that would be hilarious if caught on the Delta Dental smile cam!
Hawkfromnorwalk
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As long as they keep the burrito lift. Can't ditch the burrito lift man...
