The Official Happy Valentine's Day Massacre Game Thread

[HaydenHawk56]

Hello everyone. Harry Doyle here and Happy Valentine's Day!!! So, if you are not off scoring with your wife or girlfriend or significant other tonight....there is a game schedule tonight for our Hawkeyes.

Let us start off by getting into a little V-Day spirit:

Roses are red (so is Fran's face)
The Michigan Wolverines are blue
Fran's Iowa team's can't play defense
But, what else is new!

That really sums it up in a nutshell for tonight's match up between the visiting Hawkeyes of Iowa vs the #22 Michigan Wolverines. Tip off scheduled for 5:30pmCT at the Crisler Center in Ann Arbor, Michigan (Big Ten Network). This is a re-match from earlier in the year when Iowa fell to Michigan in Iowa City 75-68.

Iowa better hope that the Wolverines ate some bad chocolate are some of their player's girlfriends ran off with Christian Grey for a 50 shads romp of sorts. Otherwise, Michigan is likely to give new meaning to the words Valentine's Day Massacre for the Hawkeyes.

 

[mopkins]

Iowa currently 11 point underdogs.

 

[STILLBUSTER]

Many Iowa teams, MUCH better than this one, have gone to Chrysler and been demolished by Michigan teams worse than this one. Iowa just crapped themselves at OhST, so, in typical fashion, Hawks win 77-72, thanx to horrible shooting by Blue and Wagner roughing up Wagner.

 

[tksirius]

Iowa currently 11 point underdogs.

The only way they don't cover that is if JBo goes off for 20+ points. We'll still lose, though.

 

[mopkins]

The only way they don't cover that is if JBo goes off for 20+ points. We'll still lose, though.

i'm still waiting for that one game where Iowa wins and has no business winning. The other team shoots like 20% from 3 point land even though all their shots are wide open.

Maybe that was the Wisconsin game.

 

[STILLBUSTER]

i'm still waiting for that one game where Iowa wins and has no business winning. The other team shoots like 20% from 3 point land even though all their shots are wide open.

Maybe that was the Wisconsin game.

Did you not see my post? It's tonight!

 

[Stanzi]

Michigan 88 Iowa 61

 

[EstronHawkKing]

I think it's safe to say this Iowa basketball season has broken many Hawkeye fans hearts

 

[HaydenHawk56]

This just in.......Ellingson was trying to show off his other shooting skills aiming for the basket at the Crisler Center during early practice this afternoon. He totally missed and just killed Cupid.

 

[1980HAWKFAN]

Mich. 91 Hawks 79 Hawkeye defense still missing in action.

 

[EstronHawkKing]

5:30pm tip, is that central time? What network?

 

[NEIChawk]

Iowa currently 11 point underdogs.

So that's at least an 18 point loss when Michigan puts in their scrubs

 

[HaydenHawk56]

This just in.....TMZ sneaks into Iowa practice and zooms in on Fran's Valentine's Day Candy gift from Gary Barta.

 

[mopkins]

5:30pm tip, is that central time? What network?

Yeah 5:30pm Iowa time on BTN. Really strange start time.

 

[SteveGarvey1]

So that's at least an 18 point loss when Michigan puts in their scrubs

The over-confidence of Michigan is about the only winning card we can play at this point. How could they not be over-confident come to think of it?

 

[HaydenHawk56]

 

[99topdawg]

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Hello everyone. Harry Doyle here and Happy Valentine's Day!!! So, if you are not off scoring with your wife or girlfriend or significant other tonight....there is a game schedule tonight for our Hawkeyes.

Let us start off by getting into a little V-Day spirit:

Roses are red (so is Fran's face)
The Michigan Wolverines are blue
Fran's Iowa team's can't play defense
But, what else is new!

That really sums it up in a nutshell for tonight's match up between the visiting Hawkeyes of Iowa vs the #22 Michigan Wolverines. Tip off scheduled for 5:30pmCT at the Crisler Center in Ann Arbor, Michigan (Big Ten Network). This is a re-match from earlier in the year when Iowa fell to Michigan in Iowa City 75-68.

Iowa better hope that the Wolverines ate some bad chocolate are some of their player's girlfriends ran off with Christian Grey for a 50 shads romp of sorts. Otherwise, Michigan is likely to give new meaning to the words Valentine's Day Massacre for the Hawkeyes.

Wait, did I interpret the title correctly? Is this the night Fran massacres Ted Valentine?

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

Well the good thing is that Michigan doesn't shoot threes well...wait...they do. Well, it's a good we defend threes well...wait...we don't. I'm thinking triple digits for Michigan.

 

[CJHawkeye]

i'm still waiting for that one game where Iowa wins and has no business winning. The other team shoots like 20% from 3 point land even though all their shots are wide open.

Maybe that was the Wisconsin game.

We're not that good this year. The football team, in its mediocrity, beats a team every year that they shouldn't. But that team is mediocre. The basketball team is dog shit. You don't have "beat someone you had no business beating" games when you are this bad.

 

[trj]

Since the Purdue beatdown the pattern has been good game, bad game, good game........ I consider the Ohio State game a bad one so expect a good performance tonight.

That is just brilliant, sound logic on my part.