The Official Bielema orders a pizza for a snack at halftime, hopefully not having Iowa's Offense for an appetizer game thread

[99topdawg]

We have to lead the nation in 3 and outs...and by a lot.

 

[hawkinn3]

Watching our offense is like self flagellation, maybe it’ll make up for all the booze

 

[Hawkboys]

We have to lead the nation in 3 and outs...and by a lot.

You want to out the ball in the hands of your all-americans. That's the P and the back 7 of the D.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

8 in the box and receivers open all over, what is this guy looking at?

Does he literally go blind after he drops back?

Petras would overthrow/underthrow his own cock jacking off.....and still goes blind.

 

[thedukeofearl]

Our O Line is made of Kleenex

 

[BigD]

They keep holding our defensive players coming around the ends and nothing is called.

 

[trj]

A competent offense wins this game by double digits.

 

[MikeyLikesIowa]

Our O Line is made of Kleenex

More like the Georgia-Pacific TP they use in public restrooms.

 

[hawkinn3]

I’m going to tell my grandkids one day that Iowa used to be “Oline U” and they’ll tell the nurse to sedate me.

 

[Ben Rumson]

On the bright side I feel better now that if Parker ever retires Brian can step in as DC. Parker keeps games manageable but Brian can keep them scoreless!

 

[hawkinn3]

You have to be shitting me

 

[HaydenHawk56]

A facemask call on the running back. For F sake.

 

[MikeyLikesIowa]

Ouch...it looked like his finger got stuck in the defender's facemask.

 

[Hawkboys]

Wide open and he hits his ankles

 

[HaydenHawk56]

just punt kirk.

 

[ssckelley]

Very weak face mask call

 

[thedukeofearl]

Illinois pass defense is the Goods

Regini was held on that play

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

What a shit show

 

[DrKnipe]

I just hope Petras is having fun

 

[ssckelley]

This is where they should have run the ball