The Most Hilarious Husker Article I’ve Ever Read

[hawkeyes87]

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

The sinners have much more fun.

Besides, you're past the point of dying young now anyway, right?

 

[NEIChawk]

He was exactly right; Pelini just said the truth that Solich and Callahan were thinking.

I actually admire Pelini for his outburst about the fans. They're all insufferable fair-weather douche bags, and he said it. He also said it in what he thought was private.

I 100% guarantee you Kirk, Brian, and even Hayden Fry said way worse things over the course of the years than what ultimately got Pelini fired. All he did was call a spade a spade and I respect that.

Fry, I'm with you. Kind of like posters on this board. All the saints want to complain and not face the truth. All us sinners are doing is calling a spade a spade.

 

[ssckelley]

Plus eastern Colorado, plus South Dakota, plus Kansas. It may be rural, but that is a big patch of land with nobody competing against you for players.

I originally had those areas in my post but in looking through their roster today it doesn't look like they dominate recruiting those areas. Perhaps they did in the past which lead to their success before. One would think they could dominate the Kansas City market due to proximity.

I'm sure they can probably walk into any home in the Dakotas and pull recruits away from those FCS schools.

 

[tksirius]

Don't forget that Jeff Dahmer, Jeff Epstein, Jerry Sandusky, & Bill Clinton are all sinners. How's that go? You are the company you keep or something like that.

 

[kicker22]

He was exactly right; Pelini just said the truth that Solich and Callahan were thinking.

I actually admire Pelini for his outburst about the fans. They're all insufferable fair-weather douche bags, and he said it. He also said it in what he thought was private.

I 100% guarantee you Kirk, Brian, and even Hayden Fry said way worse things over the course of the years than what ultimately got Pelini fired. All he did was call a spade a spade and I respect that.

We've been saying the exact same thing about that fair-weather fan base for years. It sucks he was actually getting paid when he said it. I think we should be put on their payroll.

 

[kicker22]

In other Pornhusker news, starting safety Marquel Dismuke, the teams 2nd leading tackler, is in hot water for missing his court date yesterday ...

https://huskercorner.com/2019/10/30/nebraska-football-marquel-dismuke/

I think in Husker Nation the court system is in hotter water for having the balls to schedule a hearing during the season. I thought all hearings involving starters were continued until the season was over? Or does that rule only apply to players with charges in other states?

 

[4thngoal]

He was exactly right; Pelini just said the truth that Solich and Callahan were thinking.

I actually admire Pelini for his outburst about the fans. They're all insufferable fair-weather douche bags, and he said it. He also said it in what he thought was private.

I 100% guarantee you Kirk, Brian, and even Hayden Fry said way worse things over the course of the years than what ultimately got Pelini fired. All he did was call a spade a spade and I respect that.

Maybe, but his blowing a gasket on the sidelines, berating players, refs and whoever else got in his way, and his grabbing players by the face mask on national TV, was not cool or acceptable.

 

[seepig]

I’ve never read a more full of shit (other than the losing part) pretentious article in my life. The fact that it comes from a husker douche makes it sooooooo much more gratifying, though.

https://www.omaha.com/sports/colleg..._3f14dace-1bc6-5b88-a466-f180decb893d.html#24

This guy is absolutely delusional. This right here, folks, isn’t a guy who’s mad about falling from grace like he wants you to believe, it’s a guy who still thinks his team is something great. He’s masking his frustration by trying to make you think there’s been something great there at some point in the last quarter century and that the last few years is just the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Listen up Chatelain, your shit team is a steamy pile of garbage that’s finally paying the piper for being a rape, assault, and dope dealer enabling cheater for the past 50 years, and I love it. You can take your scumbaggy “Mr. Davis” and go F yourself. I hope you live a long life watching many more 3-9 seasons.

Not sure why you're getting so worked up over his article...of course Nebraska fans are delusional. I grew up near Omaha OMG I used to watch games every Saturday HOPING they would lose and now at 55 I'm pleased as punch they are virtually the laughing stock of the Big Ten West.

 

[HawkGold]

Not sure why you're getting so worked up over his article...of course Nebraska fans are delusional. I grew up near Omaha OMG I used to watch games every Saturday HOPING they would lose and now at 55 I'm pleased as punch they are virtually the laughing stock of the Big Ten West.

Laughing stock will always belong to Goofers even if they win.