The Greene Machine

Description: The NFL’s hardest working, most powerful, well oiled machine with the unique ability to hit the extra gear and cover ground quicker than most. It has the towing capacity to carry up to 4 linemen and the power and stability to run right through opposing safeties. Most critics were skeptical that the extra gear wouldn’t be there, since it was manufactured in the Big Ten. However, recent tests have proven otherwise, as it was able to hit the extra gear, leaving backfields in it’s dust. This newly released machine truly is "built corn tough," having been developed smack dab in the middle of America's Heartland, Iowa.

MSRP: Made it’s debut in 2009 at a reduced price, a relative bargain coming out of the 3rd round. However, due to high demand the price is sure to skyrocket in the near future.

Gas Mileage: One of the NFL’s most efficient machines, running on a pure corn based ethanol blend. It will get you 5+ yards per carry and has enough fuel to last for 30+ carries on one tank.

Exterior: Only available in one color: Shonn Deere Greene.
 
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Was going to post this on The Gang Green website, put apparently you can't register w/ a free web address, whatever that means.
 
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