The Ghost Of Fat Pitzgerald Haunts The Mildcats Game Thread

Damn, look at the bright side

Three is better than nothing

Had two Jehovah's witnesses ring my door bell

They were polite and I told them I had all the religion I needed, having had
12 years of Catholic education

I mentioned that I was waiting for the Hawkeye game, and the gentleman said that
he was a Hawkeye fan and suffered before Hayden came on board

My Man
 
Damn, look at the bright side

Three is better than nothing

Had two Jehovah's witnesses ring my door bell

They were polite and I told them I had all the religion I needed, having had
12 years of Catholic education

I mentioned that I was waiting for the Hawkeye game, and the gentleman said that
he was a Hawkeye fan and suffered before Hayden came on board

My Man
You're nicer than me. I greet them. Listen to them for about 10 seconds, tell them I'm busy, and tell them to have a merry Christmas (because they think it's a pagan holiday), and close the door.
 
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