The 5-2 "take that les miles" SMACK TALK THREAD

[Joshbrown]

We're back baby.

Raises and extensions for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey Cowherd, IOWA CURRENTLY has as many or more wins as the following programs.

PSU
Texas
LSU
Notre Dame
Michigan State
Oklahoma
Stanford
Oregon
USC
UCLA
Auburn
Arkansas

Eat **** you hack.

 

[atomicblue224]

Did we win? I was in coma all day.

 

[hawkinn3]

Calm down Gary

 

[STILLBUSTER]

I'm just giddy that 6-6 is still in play. That means bowl game! Which means a sweet bonus for derKirkFer! GarBar is a like the Warren Buffet of AD's

 

[Joshbrown]

Calm down Gary

My close friend Ace has been talkin smack ever since we won. It's easy to get up for hard competition against Hawkboys.

 

[Joshbrown]

Did we win? I was in coma all day.

LOL. I'm with ya, it was a boring game. But smack talk for our enemies is a nice elixir after a game like that.

 

[Jonrn]

The michigan state start is especially pathetic. Maybe because I hate them much, but it's good to see them sucking wind.

 

[Joshbrown]

Did you know that Iowa leads Wisconsin in both rushing and passing offense?

Iowa ranks 4th in points allowed in the B1G behind UM, OSU, Wisky.

Iowa ranks 4th in the B1G in passing completions per game allowed (14.7) Michigan leads with 10.5, jNW is worse at 24

Iowa ranks 4th in B1G in passing defense % 51.6

Iowa has punted more often than all other B1G teams with 35 punts, Rutgers has punted 51 times.
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Can you guys believe NCHawk refused to put this info in my smack talk thread? And I thought he and I were friends. (smh)

 

[Joshbrown]

I forgot to mention our scoring Defense is 13th in the nation. Which is actually pretty typical for KF teams. (do not ask me where our scoring offense ranks)

 

[NCHawker]

I forgot to mention our scoring Defense is 13th in the nation. Which is actually pretty typical for KF teams. (do not ask me where our scoring offense ranks)

Where does the scoring offense rank?

 

[proudhawkfan21]

13th is great. What do we rank at the end of the game when you need a stop to keep the other team from marching down to beat you? Not so high. I mean northwestern was on the defense. S dak state was on everyone. Offense gets the star for....ISU game? It all smacks of inconsistency. Hence two losses that really would be w's 7 out of 10 times.

 

[kicker22]

Where does the scoring offense rank?

NO doubt since we've put up such big games offensively in conference play. I'm actually amazed were sitting 13th in scoring defense sitting at 4-2. Figured we'd be much lower.

 

[NCHawker]

compare and contrast the main strategy depicted below with the present strategy employed by the iowa staff

 

[dwghawk]

compare and contrast the main strategy depicted below with the present strategy employed by the iowa staff

I can't stop laughing !!!!!!!

 

[hawkeyes87]

Compare? I'd say Iowa Football is a tiny bit more complex, but Blow Football looks more exciting.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

compare and contrast the main strategy depicted below with the present strategy employed by the iowa staff

So DJK went into gaming?

 

[Joshbrown]

So I'm sitting in a sports bar next to a Notre Dame fan on Saturday and he says, "Hey Hawkeye, looks like our schools will have the same record after today."

To which I reply, "Looks like dyslexia is more common than I thought."

Get it?!?

 

[hwk23]

I'm just giddy that 6-6 is still in play. That means bowl game! Which means a sweet bonus for derKirkFer! GarBar is a like the Warren Buffet of AD's

I think we have to have 7 or more wins or KF is not guaranteed 100% of his contract from 2021 to 2025. We have to have 7 or more wins in each of the next 5 years per the contract.

 

[Joshbrown]

Where does the scoring offense rank?

Oh you just had to ask, didn't you?

74th scoring offense.
20th scoring defense.

These numbers are similar to every year with KOK & GD. So replacing GD isn't going to change those numbers. Those numbers reflect the philosophy of the head coach, not the offensive coordinator.

 

[Hawk5656]

Don't bring up a thread about Les Miles unless you want Deanvogs saying that Ferentz is a better coach than him. I bet Miles knows you can go for 2 and tie up a game down 8