Stuck in an elevator with Ferentz

[CAARHawk]

I would ask him what stinks more, the fart I just cut or his clock management?

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I would ask him for the time, and when he checked his watch, I'd pick his pocket.

 

[OccupyKinnick]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

If you were a tree, what kind would you be?

Hmmmm.....isn't this the kind of question you'd have at a job interview?

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Ever wonder why they call it a "cockpit"?

 

[aeischeid]

Are we going up or down? Feels like down.

 

[Herkeynerd]

I would ask him why the coaches can't see the possibility of a trick special teams play from the sidelines when it is as clear as day from my seat in front of my TV!

 

[tweeterhawk]

I would tell him he has just under two minutes to decide between going "UP" or going "DOWN".

Then I would watch him sweat.

YES!!!! FTW

 

[tweeterhawk]

If the elevator somehow became stuck, would you try to open the door or take a knee?


Are you one of the Knights who say, KNEE?

Nice. You get a gold star.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

drop a big bomb and look at him like he did it...

 

[bud2380]

This thread reminds of the Weird Al Yankovich song "Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White".

 

[CAARHawk]

Yunno, the play at the end of the half when there is over a minute left and you have your QB take a knee to run out the clock? Is that play called Tebow?

 

[RoseBowlBound]

Id give him an elevator speech about manning up , or id just be like "kirk, man , what the **** are you doing sometimes"

 

[HawkForce]

Boxers or briefs man

its a simple question Just say yes and we.'ll move on.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Kirk do you work for the Sliver Shamrock Corporation? LOL!

KirkFerentzsilvershamrock.avi - YouTube

 

[DTF]

Why is it that we lose to opponents that even bad teams beat up on? How do we allow a team that loses to NM state and NDSU to score more points than us? Why is there no lead that is safe for us? Why throw the ball 3 straight times when we have goal to go? Why does our 2-minute offense consist of getting sacked over and over or throwing to receivers who are seeing the field for the first time?

I can handle losing to Michigan, MSU, Wisconsin, Nebraska and the like. I can't handle losing to teams we should be beating by 20 or more. There is NO excuse. None.

 

[hawks365]

Dare to compare?

 

[CAARHawk]

Kirk, why no Vandy Mom shots during games? Seriously, it would distract from the product on the field. What do you think?

 

[haw]

Are you PEN15?