Stuck in an elevator with Ferentz

[1hawkeye1]

If you were, what question would you most like to answer?

For me it would be, What changes do you need to make so this team can win?

Of course, he would shrug his shoulders and say "...that's football" but at least I asked.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

If you were, what question would you most like to answer?

For me it would be, What changes do you need to make so this team can win?

Of course, he would shrug his shoulders and say "...that's football" but at least I asked.

I'd ask how much he misses Alford and Lick...

 

[McNutt7gets6]

Why does it appear that you are attending a funeral every Saturday on the sidelines?

 

[fuhrdogrj]

My question would be...."this elevator has gotten stuck at this exact time each week for the past several years yet you continue to get on it at this exact time...why don't you just get on it at a different time"?

 

[1hawkeye1]

My question would be...."this elevator has gotten stuck at this exact time each week for the past several years yet you continue to get on it at this exact time...why don't you just get on it at a different time"?

well played, mauer.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Are you going up or going down?

 

[Biggusblockus]

I would tell him he has just under two minutes to decide between going "UP" or going "DOWN".

Then I would watch him sweat.

 

[HawkeyeMike23]

My question would be...."this elevator has gotten stuck at this exact time each week for the past several years yet you continue to get on it at this exact time...why don't you just get on it at a different time"?

His response: Well that's elevators.

 

[Bigtenchamp]

Honestly ?

"This isn't good enough coach and we both know it. Fix it please... your ripping our guts out."

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I would drop an assnuke and turn the 'vator into an insufferable hotbox. He'd cry like he's never cried before.

 

[tksirius]

Have any spare change?

 

[NewMexHawk]

He would get on the elevator every day at the same time, knowing that the elevator is going to get stuck. Why? because he knows one way and one way only. Too risky to do anything else. To do something else means that the fanbase and yes the team might want to continue to something else but when you play one way and one way only...that is safe. And if Ferentz is anything it is conservative and safe.

 

[McNutt7gets6]

This is a trick question - KF would not be on an elevator because based on odds/probabilities the most conservative choice would be for him to take the stairs even if it appeared to every one else not to be the most logical decision.

 

[aeischeid]

His response: Well that's elevators.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I would ask him if he had any gum.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

I'd ask...."Didn't you used to be a football coach?"

 

[GoHawks24]

I would ask him when he got his (balls) chopped.

 

[RADMAN]

I'd ask...."Didn't you used to be a football coach?"

+1

 

[BSpringsteen]

What's your favorite thing to eat at the sushi joint?

 

[Hawk41]

Can I get a picture?