I want a porter in the restroom wishing me a good day and offering a shot of cologne or swig of mouthwash. I want Michelin rated chefs producing locally sourced, seasonal, non-GMO, organic delicacies for a low price. I want 1TB/second download rates on a dedicated Wi-Fi network so I can livestream the game and my reactions to big plays on my Insta to show off to my friends. I want seat warmers installed in all seats.
I'd settle for just plain wider seats.