Some of you desperately need a second hobby.

[HandsyHobo]

Once you embrace the fact that you have no control over what happens to the Iowa football team, I promise that you'll see an immediate boost in the quality of your life.

Step away from the keyboard, folks.

 

[DJL]

Awesome thread. GFY.

 

[HandsyHobo]

I love you too, Pookie.

 

[OccupyKinnick]

The way this season is going, it won't be too long before many of us do find a second hobby.

 

[NickM]

You can't pay a guy in Iowa nearly $4 million/ year, charge what the school charges for tix, parking, etc., request the donations the school requests, spend the money the school spends, etc. and not expect (or want) fans to get emotionally invested. The moment the meltdowns stop the moment this football porgram is in really big trouble.

 

[HandsyHobo]

You can't pay a guy in Iowa nearly $4 million/ year, charge what the school charges for tix, parking, etc., request the donations the school requests, spend the money the school spends, etc. and not expect (or want) fans to get emotionally invested. The moment the meltdowns stop the moment this football porgram is in really big trouble.

I understand what you're saying. I'm not happy, but I don't need a Xanax, either... which is more than a lot of people on this site can say at the moment.

 

[Golfer]

Melt down in full swing. Pass the Xanax to those that need it the most please.

 

[Palpatine]

So far I've taken up macrame and bird watching. After the next loss, I'm planning on fly fishing or playing the cello.

By the end of this season, I will be a more well-rounded person, and I'll be able to have very interesting conversations.

 

[theboat]

My first hobby is Hawkeye Football. My 2nd hobby is Hawkeye basketball. My 3rd hobby is talking on the internet about my first two hobbies.

 

[DJL]

I love you too, Pookie.

You wanna know how I know your gay

 

[CFHawk]

You wanna know how I know your gay

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[BigD]

I once took up basket weaving at Ohio State university to help keep my mind off of college football. The problem with that was that half the Buckeye football teams was in that class with their free tattoos. Some big dude named Katzmeyer or something like that who played the buttlicker position was in the class and kept asking me to pass him cheat sheets on how to make the baskets.

 

[clicheusername3]

This is my second hobby! Without this all I have is my cross stitching!

 

[hawkfan1319]

Melt down in full swing. Pass the Xanax to those that need it the most please.

Ativan is better. Works great for vertigo.

 

[Sparky]

Once you embrace the fact that you have no control over what happens to the Iowa football team, I promise that you'll see an immediate boost in the quality of your life.

Step away from the keyboard, folks.

I get off the internet just enough to go to work and nail my wife. What else do I need to do?

 

[CAARHawk]

But if they step away from the keyboard we miss the opportunity to see the beautiful delusion.

 

[Scorpio79]

My first hobby is Hawkeye Football. My 2nd hobby is Hawkeye basketball. My 3rd hobby is talking on the internet about my first two hobbies.

yoar pryoritiez is rly messed UP

 

[Scorpio79]

I (heart) HandsyHobo

 

[ThunderHawk]

I understand what you're saying. I'm not happy, but I don't need a Xanax, either... which is more than a lot of people on this site can say at the moment.

There's a big gulf between being p!553d at an institution we support with our time and money sucking on a tailpipe and being so invested that you need psychotropic drugs.

Mostly I'm offended that I keep wasting three hour stretches of my weekends. You keep tricking me Kurt! But not today, Kurt. Today I was working outside and aimed the TV towards the window so I could observe the horror show without totally forfeiting 180 minutes. So take that, Kurt!

 

[ThunderHawk]

I (heart) HandsyHobo

Sweet avatar.

If you can't beat 'em...