Scouting report on Tenn, please add your comments.

[99topdawg]

Ya know why there are so many unsolved murders in Tennessee?

Everyone has the same DNA



Did you hear they discovered a new use for sheep in Tennessee?

Wool.

 

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My favorite

 

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http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/4569078/tennessee-classics-thread/page-3/

 

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[99topdawg]

Love it!!!

 

[NCHawker]

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Tennessee joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a UT grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, has a black belt and he's a UT grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a UT grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

 

[99topdawg]

What do they do in Tennessee on Halloween?

Pump kin.

 

[99topdawg]

Why don't they have nativity scenes in Tennessee?

They can't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

 

[99topdawg]

What does a Tennessee girl say after sex?

Git off me daddy, yer smashin' my cigarettes.

 

[herkeye]

Not a joke, just typical Tennessee fans.

I swear that has to be my 6th grade science teacher when I lived in Chattanooga.