SC State vs. A Team I’ve Never Heard Of Scrimmage Thread

[Fryowa]

Let’s go, boys. I’m watching.

 

[Fryowa]

The announcers just said Prairie View’s leading tackler is a full time welder at Poughkeepsie Cattle Gate Co. and is doing online classes on the weekends. He got his generals done a few years ago and wants to move into HR.

Good on him.

 

[Fryowa]

Line judge has a nose ring and one of those tear drop tattoos by the corner of his eye.

Imagine that, first college game is on natty TV.

 

[Fryowa]

Must be pretty cool for these two teams to play on a football field that doesn’t have a track around it. Saves pregame time too since they don’t have lay plywood down before the game.

 

[Fryowa]

Quarterback is the holder. Don’t see that very often anymore

 

[Fryowa]

Fellas, come on. It’s Bowl season.

 

[Fryowa]

Prairie View with the whoop-de-whoop trick play for a first down and then following it up with a TD up the middle.

We got ourselves a blowout goin here boys. Biscuit Holler, TX gonna be on FIRE tonight downtown!

 

[Seth53]

A+ announcers

Not

 

[Fryowa]

Announced attendance of 37, which is bullshit. There has to be at least 100 people there from what I’m seeing

 

[Fryowa]

A+ announcers

Not

Go easy on ‘em. It’s both of their first football game.

Hard to work with it too when there’s only one camera on top of the press box

 

[Fryowa]

Honestly I can’t believe they don’t have Jim Nantz calling this game. I mean it’s a bowl game for frig’s sake. Don’t they know how hard it is to make one of these?

He must be working the Master’s this weekend.

 

[Fryowa]

I wonder what Mark Chestnut’s doing today.

 

[Fryowa]

ST State’s got some shall we say, stout cheerleaders out there.

 

[Fryowa]

Texas is a pretty long haul to Atlanta. Props to whichever PVAM coach drove the bus.

 

[Seth53]

What's a cricket celebration bowl all about?

The Indian game?
The lighter?
Disney promotion?

 

[Fryowa]

What's a cricket celebration bowl all about?

The Indian game?
The lighter?
Disney promotion?

Cricket’s a wireless phone company. It’s where you go to buy prepaid burner flip phones that you pay for by the minute

 

[Seth53]

OK.

Considering....

The players
The coaches and staff
The crowd
The bands
The police escorts
The announcers

As a proud iowa WASP, I feel violated

 

[Fryowa]

TOUCHDOWN PRAIRIE VIEW A AND M

 

[Fryowa]

TOUCHDOWN PRAIRIE VIEW A AND M

That doesn’t have the same ring to it as Dolph yelling touchdown Iowa

 

[Fryowa]

How is this game thread only one page?

This is a bowl game for God’s sake.

You guys aren’t real football fans. This is the fricken post season and apparently you don’t even care. The best of the best earn their way to these games and yet you guys are all watching Matlock instead.

Disgraceful, guys.

I’m not mad at you, but I’m disappointed.