Roman candle question

[AreWeThereYet]

That thought never crossed my mind, thanks for putting that image in my head

And was thereafter known as "stump".

 

[NCHawker]

I'm going to get some Roman Candles on Saturday for the upcoming celebration of our nation's independence. My dog goes bananas over fireworks going off, so I was wondering if y'all had any suggestions for Roman Candle brands that aren't too loud.

not sure the name but fascinating...after you light it look closely down the length candle and as the fire ball begins to come toward you you'll see something that you've never seen before. Try it.

 

[SamBrownlee48]

The Elliott Smith version is not only the best Roman Candle, it is also very quiet and chill until you get to Last Call.

 

[Northside Hawk]

not sure the name but fascinating...after you light it look closely down the length candle and as the fire ball begins to come toward you you'll see something that you've never seen before. Try it.

It will be the last thing you ever see.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

What a moron...you don't put them near your penis. Everyone knows that. You lie on the ground face down and put them in your ass. This method almost always is successful. Oh...and your dog probably won't want to watch that either...so it solves your dog problem too.