But we should at least be Frickin WISCONSIN!!!!!!
You do realize their stadium holds 10,000 more people. They are way closer to a metro center. They have professional sports in their state. They are ranked 30 spots ahead of Iowa as an academic institution. They didn't screw up and move their state capital away from their flagship university. They have a nationally known college town atmosphere and game day experience. They have way more students...
Actually, a better comparison would be Nebby. But we all know how that looks when you throw in football.