Poll: The reason you visit Hawkeyenation

[Ian Pike Hammer]

Partly to witness mastery of the English language. Mostly to see what tksirius likes:

This season was a TOTAL WAIST OF TALENT!! With all the players that made All Big Ten and are leaving for the NFL we should of been dominate. It also doesn’t help that Daddy’s boy doesn’t no offensive football. Does he even no what a 3-snap reed is? I bet he couldn’t draw up a shuffle pass little own put one in the playbook. I could call plays better then him but I have a job and wouldn’t have time to be their at his every beck and call. Brian is nothing more then a overpaid pre-Madonna living on Daddy’s name. He looks like Fred Flintstone and is to stupid to be a coach. Their, I said it! Even if he gave half his sallery to a cause like Section 8 housing, that still wouldn’t cause me to support him cause I hate him. They’re, I said it again! He needs to find another job. He could be a relitter and sell Daddy Kirk’s and Gary Barta’s house’s while he’s at it. Maybe he could sell jewlery. Oh wait he doesn’t no what a ring looks like. Oh and we’ll loose to MSU expecially with Brian’s offense or lack they’re of. Even if are defense keeps it close we need a OC better then him irregardless.

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Ok, so I’m exaggerating a little, but come on! We’re from Iowa! Have some pride in our education. Our 2nd Grade teachers would be rolling over in their graves if they read some of the shit on here.

Yes, but how do you really feel about our OC?

 

[tweeterhawk]

I come here to fight that liberal idiot VintageHawkeye, or whatever his name is. Or was. Say, where’s the Political and Controversial forum? Did that get moved?

 

[Northside Hawk]

The tweets, from Rob and others, are usually the first places that important Hawkeye news ends up breaking. The forum in that way is an important news source.

From a personal standpoint, I like expressing myself in writing more than verbally. Always have. I've enjoyed writing, and reading, from an early age.

This forum gives me a chance to do that. If I were with six or eight of you guys talking (arguing) sports in a bar, not only would I not always be the life of the party, I wouldn't be as quick on the trigger as some of you. Give me a chance to put my thoughts in writing and it levels the playing field. When it comes to verbal communication, the more sarcastic or wry the conversation, the quicker my delivery is.

 

[pekurhawk]

I'm looking for love.

 

[karras]

I usually only read this stuff at work, and somebody got rivals blocked company wide so I can't view it anymore

What did you just say? You ONLY read the wonderful prose at HN when at WORK? Do you even understand what being a Hawkeye means? Up your game or you might find yourself on Dean's hater list.

 

[Robowe]

I'm looking for love.