Please tell me this is real....

[Playmaker]

I used to call him Dirk Ferments until I realized that ferments meant commotion or excitement.....excitement??? No way!!! Now I just call him overpaid and overmatched.

 

[Intendo]

I used to call him Dirk Ferments until I realized that ferments meant commotion or excitement.....excitement??? No way!!! Now I just call him overpaid and overmatched.

Dirk Ferments? I wouldn't say that was clever.

Nonsensical? Idiotic? Useless and meaningless? Yeah, those terms would apply.

 

[herkish]

15 yrs into his tenure and 1/2 the fanbase doesn't even know his name? Way to make an impression on us Kurck

 

[INTIMIDATORHawk]

To me, the version of KF that plays to win, does a good job managing the game and makes good adjustments is Kirk.

The version who makes excuses, plays pathetically conservative, squanders opportunities and bores us to sleep with his offense is named Kurt.