Please help this dumb Norwegian..

[gohawkz]

I'm not around the boards like I used to but now I saw a bunch of Facebook posts from people that don't follow the Hawks like I do so I gotta get in the loop.

I'm aware that I should know this already..I feel like a 13 year old asking his dad a sex question. I imagine anyway...I learned about that from my friends on the street. So I just walked down the street and asked some people but I live in Missouri so all I got was people trying to sell me meth.

Here goes..why is Beathard called "Sunshine."

 

[HawksMN]

What is the going rate?

 

[IAHAWK1982]

He looks like the QB from "Remember the Titans" whose nickname was Sunshine.

 

[gohawkz]

What is the going rate?

For meth? I don't know. The couple of guys I talked to just said something about my pretty mouth..apparently in Missouri having all my teeth makes me quite a standout. They wanted to make some sort of trade..or barter as the native americans would say.

I told them that I don't want meth but if they know the Sunshine answer we could possibly negotiate..

 

[HawksMN]

They were probably dumbfounded when you didn't want to buy.
At any rate Sunshine lives on.

 

[gohawkz]

He looks like the QB from "Remember the Titans" whose nickname was Sunshine.

Thank you very much.

Now if all of you that read this post keeps your mouth shut I can pretend this never happened and I can just move on and pretend that I was smart all along.

 

[hawktalk]

Go watch the movie... one of the all time greats in sports movies.

He looks like the QB from "Remember the Titans" whose nickname was Sunshine.

 

[DDThompson]

Norwegians aren't dumb. We're smart.

However, you do live in Missouri....

 

[gohawkz]

Norwegians aren't dumb. We're smart.

However, you do live in Missouri....

Well, I haven't seen the scientific research either way..but Ole and Lena did freeze to death when they went to the drive in to see, "Closed for the Winter."

 

[DDThompson]

Well, I haven't seen the scientific research either way..but Ole and Lena did freeze to death when they went to the drive in to see, "Closed for the Winter."

Yep, the joke proves you are a Norwegian and not just a Wannabegian.

 

[jacknicholson]

For meth? I don't know. The couple of guys I talked to just said something about my pretty mouth..apparently in Missouri having all my teeth makes me quite a standout. They wanted to make some sort of trade..or barter as the native americans would say.

I told them that I don't want meth but if they know the Sunshine answer we could possibly negotiate..

Isn't there a group of people in the Missouri Ozarks called the Hillrunners, kind of like the people Raylan Givens deals with in Justified....