Plan for Cy-Hawk Trophy

[hawkod]

1) Take up collection from other Hawkeye Nation readers who still have beating hearts after viewing new trophy

2) Enlist the services of one Frodo Baggins who will cart off said newly minted trophy and cast it into the abyss at Mount Doom

3) Use remaining funds to bribe local 3rd grade class into coming up with no less than 30 better ideas for Cy-Hawk Trophy. They will be allotted 15 minutes for said exercise and of course will succeed wildly.

4) Get back to reasonable discussions of how to dismantle ISU in upcoming game.

 

[Doublewide]

Whoever wins that ugly turd this year needs to smash it into 1,000 pieces and throw the remains in the Skunk river south of Ames. I cant believe anyone thought this was a good idea. Like you said I could get my wifes 3rd grade class to come up with something better.