Pitt gamefilm grades

2StarStan

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Northwest Gates: +6
The Northwest gate personnel graded out very well this week. They put forth consistent effort during the early entry period, and when things got testy near kick off they kept their cool. Here is the breakdown.


+2 during the early entry period staff signaled out a family of four for a random pat down. The search revealed an adult aged female was attempting to smuggle a baby bottle with an unknown milky substance into the stadium. The female claimed the bottle was full of formula for the infant they had with them. The subject was initially defiant but when threatened with arrest she complied with instruction.


+2 plain clothes agents stationed at Melrose observed a 45 year old white male shot gunning multiple beers. They followed subject to the gates and signaled to gate personnel who initiated a probably caused pat down. Security agents found and confiscated 4 mini bottles of hard alcohol. Subject was removed from premises and his seat numbers were reported to University of Iowa athletic department for probable season ticket forfeiture.


+2 gate agents observed subject in line smoking. When informed it was against University policy to consume tobacco on University property subject became verbally abusive and combatitive. Subject refused to comply with agent instruction and was tased , detained, and placed in custody of Johnson County Sheriffs Office deputies.

Northeast Gates: -2
This unit has the most inexperience and it showed. The posted the worst grade for the second week.


-1 Probationary agent was observed forgoing mandatory bag search on elderly female in wheel chair. Agent was reprimanded and advised her no star status would remain at least another week. Agent reminded terroristisms come in many different shapes and sizes.


-1 Agents were allowing patrons with student tickets in the gate against procedure.

Southwest gates: +-0
These gates deal primarily with big wig donors which can cause problems. They turned in an acceptable performance but have things to work on.


-1 The average wait time to pass through security was only 12 minutes. This is entirely to short, agents were informed that it takes at least 16 min to properly screen each patron. Agents cannot continue to give donors preferential treatment or this gate will be EXTREMELY vulnerable to terroristism attacks.


+1 Gate agent identified big wig donor leaving at half time to go to tailgate and attempt to re-enter at the start of the 3rd Q with a different ticket. Patron advised this is against University Policy and was denied re-entrance.

Southeast Gates: +1
Another solid and memorable performance.

+1 lead gates with 14 probably caused pat down searches. A total of 18 mini bottles of alcohol confiscated, 3 arrests, and 12 people denied entrance.

-1 gate agents observed being friendly, courteous, and fraternizing with patrons pre-screen, during screen, and post-screen. Gate agents reminded we are not there to make friends, we are there to prevent terrostisms and save lives.

+1 gate agents prevented a group of 4 individuals attempting to enter game with student tickets despite not having a proper student ID and being at the incorrect gate. Subjects claimed to be visiting campus as guests of the athletic department and said they became separated from AD officials. Subjects refused to listen to agents or comply with agent instructions. Agents attempted to apprehend the most vocal subject and a scuffle ensued. Primary agent was not taser certified and only carried a radio and a flashlight and quickly found his life in dangered, agent eventually fought off subject attack by striking subject in the lower leg repeatedly with a flashlight. Subject eventually fled and evaded capture. Subject was described as a thin white male approximately 7 feet tall with short hair with a significant limp from injuries sustained in scuffle. Subject description sent to local law enforcement agencies as well as local area hospitals.

Overall: +5
Overall gate security agents performed very well. 2star security estimates that 4,284 lives were saved from probably terroristism attacks from subjects that were arrested or otherwise denied entry to Niles Kinnick stadium.
 
+1 gate agents prevented a group of 4 individuals attempting to enter game with student tickets despite not having a proper student ID and being at the incorrect gate. Subjects claimed to be visiting campus as guests of the athletic department and said they became separated from AD officials. Subjects refused to listen to agents or comply with agent instructions. Agents attempted to apprehend the most vocal subject and a scuffle ensued. Primary agent was not taser certified and only carried a radio and a flashlight and quickly found his life in dangered, agent eventually fought off subject attack by striking subject in the lower leg repeatedly with a flashlight. Subject eventually fled and evaded capture. Subject was described as a thin white male approximately 7 feet tall with short hair with a significant limp from injuries sustained in scuffle. Subject description sent to local law enforcement agencies as well as local area hospitals.


So thats why woodbury was on crutches... haha
 
This is the most awesome thread in the history of HN.com and the entire interweb.
 
This is the most awesome thread in the history of HN.com and the entire interweb.

Seconded!

I'm reading this and thinking it has to be OK4P, but Jon said the IP's didn't match up, didn't he?

I wonder if Jon would give any thought to officially bringing 2Star on as a regular contributor? I would like to see it.
 
Hah. Nice work!

The fans are safe once again with heroes like this watching over us:
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Hero is right. Almost as Patriotic as this Real American Hero:

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Hey Smokey, you guys might have done okay at the gates, but you had a -1 up in the club during the game.

-1 - A visibly intoxicated mid-30's male who "had seen enough" but who was the only fan making noise in the club for the first 41 minutes of the game made it to the beer ticket counter with 5:09 left in the third to purchase three beer tickets. He proceeded to purchase, with the help of his friend, 3 Bud Heavies and pour them into a Coca Cola fountain cup and waltz outside with a beer.

+1 - A mid 40's male attempted to carry a glass of white wine outside into the club seats. Suspect made it to his seats, but security staff alerted a uniformed Marion police officer who ejected patron from front row of club seats where he was likely to fall off causing a tremendous loss of life.

-1 - During halftime, a beer vendor carrying a keg was unescorted by security personnel and had a heckuva time negotiating through the crowd.
 
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I repeat, keep it up, see what happens
 
Hey Smokey, you guys might have done okay at the gates, but you had a -1 up in the club during the game.

-1 - A visibly intoxicated mid-30's male who "had seen enough" but who was the only fan making noise in the club for the first 41 minutes of the game made it to the beer ticket counter with 5:09 left in the third to purchase three beer tickets. He proceeded to purchase, with the help of his friend, 3 Bud Heavies and pour them into a Coca Cola fountain cup and waltz outside with a beer.

+1 - A mid 40's male attempted to carry a glass of white wine outside into the club seats. Suspect made it to his seats, but security staff alerted a uniformed Marion police officer who ejected patron from front row of club seats where he was likely to fall off causing a tremendous loss of life.

-1 - During halftime, a beer vendor carrying a keg was unescorted by security personnel and had a heckuva time negotiating through the crowd.

Thanks for your concern, and I can confirm we are aware of the situation. The problem arises because uniformed officers are not as skilled or as highly trained as 2 star security agents regarding stadium security. All of us have taken a 20 hour computer modulated training course just to get on stadium staff. In addition over 80% of us have code red clarence within the company, and over half are taser certified.

Uniform agent's give it their all, they just don't have the resources that our company has provided us. We have been lobbying for several years to take over club security but the University doesn't want to make the switch (presumably to keep from embarrassing local PD departments.
 
Thanks for your concern, and I can confirm we are aware of the situation. The problem arises because uniformed officers are not as skilled or as highly trained as 2 star security agents regarding stadium security. All of us have taken a 20 hour computer modulated training course just to get on stadium staff. In addition over 80% of us have code red clarence within the company, and over half are taser certified.

Uniform agent's give it their all, they just don't have the resources that our company has provided us. We have been lobbying for several years to take over club security but the University doesn't want to make the switch (presumably to keep from embarrassing local PD departments.

oh my, lol, nice, real nice, too good
 
Thanks for your concern, and I can confirm we are aware of the situation. The problem arises because uniformed officers are not as skilled or as highly trained as 2 star security agents regarding stadium security. All of us have taken a 20 hour computer modulated training course just to get on stadium staff. In addition over 80% of us have code red clarence within the company, and over half are taser certified.

Uniform agent's give it their all, they just don't have the resources that our company has provided us. We have been lobbying for several years to take over club security but the University doesn't want to make the switch (presumably to keep from embarrassing local PD departments.

I liked what I saw up in the club, you guys did a helluva job with the guy taking wine out there. My question is this - if Qaeda has plans that involve the club, do you think your boys (who were all wearing sportcoats that would normally be reserved for very WASPy country clubs) can they react promptly or will the gear hold them back?
 
The OP clearly has written a police report or two in his day. Awesomeness beyond comprehension. All Kinnick patrons ought to feel safe and secure with 2star.
 
I liked what I saw up in the club, you guys did a helluva job with the guy taking wine out there. My question is this - if Qaeda has plans that involve the club, do you think your boys (who were all wearing sportcoats that would normally be reserved for very WASPy country clubs) can they react promptly or will the gear hold them back?

First of all if your country club has an insect problem I could probably recommend a guy.

Second I wouldn't worry about the "Jackets" (that's what we call the club guys). Those guys are flat out the best of the best. A few of them have a military back ground and all of them played (and started) for their HS football teams so you know they are crazy ripped and athletic. The reason they wear jackets is to conceal all the hardware they are packing. They carry radios, flashlights, pepper spray, tasers, and those extending night stick things.

Next to the plain clothes under covers the Jackets are the most elite agents we got. Gayle says if I work really hard this year I might have a chance at getting a jacket by the end of the year.
 
Once again, I saloot you and 2 Star security. Niles Kinnick Stadium was again spared the horrible consequences of terroristism.
It's just a shame that the agents in the northwest gate sector screwed up with that elderly woman in the wheelchair. That scenario just screams suicide bomber. Isn't it awful how a few bad apples can spoil the overall grade of the whole? Oh well, at least you have identified the problem and hopefully something like this will never happen again. Thank you and keep up the good work!!

Oh, and are you hiring? Where can I pick up a job aplakashun?
 
Once again, I saloot you and 2 Star security. Niles Kinnick Stadium was again spared the horrible consequences of terroristism.
It's just a shame that the agents in the northwest gate sector screwed up with that elderly woman in the wheelchair. That scenario just screams suicide bomber. Isn't it awful how a few bad apples can spoil the overall grade of the whole? Oh well, at least you have identified the problem and hopefully something like this will never happen again. Thank you and keep up the good work!!

Oh, and are you hiring? Where can I pick up a job aplakashun?

If you really interested I could talk to Gayle for you, but I'll warn you now, only about 70% of people survive the applicating proccess, and it usually takes at least 5 weeks of tenure to get a game day assignment. Plus chances are you would be only working taigating lots to start.
 
If you really interested I could talk to Gayle for you, but I'll warn you now, only about 70% of people survive the applicating proccess, and it usually takes at least 5 weeks of tenure to get a game day assignment. Plus chances are you would be only working taigating lots to start.

So if I started this year could I move up in time to get an assignment like those other guys of standing on the field in Niles Kinnick Stadium next year or does that take years to get to that level and you have to start with gate duty?
 
If you really interested I could talk to Gayle for you, but I'll warn you now, only about 70% of people survive the applicating proccess, and it usually takes at least 5 weeks of tenure to get a game day assignment. Plus chances are you would be only working taigating lots to start.
I am as serious as a car bombing about starting the applicating proccess. It has been a dream of mine to be on the 2 Star team for at least 6 weeks now.

I no it will be a groolling proccess, but I am willing to persoo it with my utmost ability. I have even konsidered putting the too bags of quick fried Cheetos down, along with the six liters of of DIET cola I consoom in a day.

Anyways, I would really appresheate it if you would put in a good word for me with Gayle. You can PM me with the aplakashun. Many thanks to you, Stan.
 

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